ethan

proud cumberbitch xoxo

[fish-eat-fish]

i’d like to start my own fortune cookie buisness but i just steal quotes from excrement firecracker and slap those on instead. if you’re lucky enough you get a cookie that has a high dosage of cyanide in it

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

Imagine: You’re sitting down at a new Chinese restaurant with your family and you've just finished your meal. The waiter comes by and gives you your bill along with a fortune cookie for you and each of your family members. You excitedly open your cookie and read the fortune aloud. 

“Cumblaster” 

[fish-eat-fish]

i hate horses and their stupid human looking teeth

[orion-69]

upvote

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

upvote

[hardcoremisery]

one last kiss

[hozierslikes]

New Song by Hozier; Lyrics released to aid healthcare workers 💜

Lyrics were recently released in this article:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/extra.ie/2021/03/21/featured/the-pulse-hozier-publishes-unseen-lyrics-of-new-song-in-aid-of-healthcare-workers/amp

Hozier publishes unseen lyrics of new song in aid of healthcare workers

Hozier has published the lyrics of an unreleased song in an effort to raise money for the heroes of the COVID-19 pandemic.

[oliveart]

a work in progress

[catsnraincoats]

dsmp fandom be like *is ableist*

[catsnraincoats]

Theres a fuck ton wrong with it and I dont have the time or energy to talk about all of it but can y'all at least stop demonizing/making fun of characters for for ND traits (Immoral actions can be critiqued, but not, like, hyperfixations.). Can y'all stop calling bad characters psychopaths/sociopaths/narcissists. Can y'all have basic decency for disabled people. I'm literally begging you

[catsnraincoats]

Hi people who know about the fandom can add more to the list, feel free to, but as listed above literally just.

- Stop hating tommy and techno for being "emotionless" (Traits of ADHD, autism, trauma response, along with some other things)

- Don't!!! Call anyone a ps*cho!!! or a narcissist!!!! Oh my god!!!

- I dont know much abt this one but my brother was talking to me about it- Both c!techno and cc!techno have ADHD and like. Y'all know that. y'all know that right. Y'all realize the reason c!techno talks about anarchy and destroys ever government he sees is because its a hyperfixation right. Like dont get me wrong morally its fucked up but the way some of yall talk about it,,, that aint it chief

[galaxy-lilies]

Hey could you please draw Charlie slimecicle? Love your art thanks so much

Do not send in any more art requests I am simply answering ones that have been previously sent in. 

[elennemigo]

Here I was thinking all this time that the government took the shield away from Sam... And he just gave it away voluntarily!!??

Cap trusted you, man!! 😕

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

FR IT WAS SO UPSETTING :(

[wearewatcher]

where do you buy your clothes? I wish I had fashion sense.

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

Professor McNasty: fashion icon

[perhapsdragon-deactivated202308]

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

society if i had spent less than 11 1/2 hours on choices in three days

[ranboodaily]

[jellilyy]

babysitting + dad boop

[minecraftaccount]

Dream is having a kanye west arc

[retroshuttle]

i HAD to draw @hellkingart‘s techno bc his design is really cool and im obsessed with it

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

OH MY... GOD??????

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

hey guys, i just wanted to take a moment to adress the situation. "Juuling: Danger Zone" is ruining my life. people are coming after me in the streets and physically and verbally abusing me just because i hit my juul. orionisntreal, STOP. THE. CAP. the piece of literature you've decided to share with the world is ruining me and my reputation. you will be hearing from my attourney soon.

[cryptidastron]

:)