orion’s hellscape

yeah

[fish-eat-fish]

i hate horses and their stupid human looking teeth

[orion-69]

upvote

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[orion-69]

i’m so tired of being surrounded by ugly people all the time jesus christ

[orion-69]

what the hell is even a rhombus dude

[orion-69]

whoops! almost dropped my divorce papers!

[orion-69]

“..... humans are so selfish compared to fish.”

- the kid behind me in my biology class

[benedictcumberbatchlover69]

hey guys, i just wanted to take a moment to adress the situation. "Juuling: Danger Zone" is ruining my life. people are coming after me in the streets and physically and verbally abusing me just because i hit my juul. orionisntreal, STOP. THE. CAP. the piece of literature you've decided to share with the world is ruining me and my reputation. you will be hearing from my attourney soon.

[orion-69]

hey guys today i’m doing something a little different..... i wish i’d written something down but i guess we just have to go into it and address the situation..... n3on-org4ns, why don’t YOU STOP. THE. CAP? because as of right now, i have done nothing to you or your people. all i’ve done is tell you that your juul pods make you smell like ketchup, which i something i could’ve called you out on a long time ago. i just chose to be the bigger person. from now on, every puff you take is a dollar i steal from you. skank ass betch.

[orion-69]

duvets are the dumbest shit ever

[orion-69]

people out here like “hey do you have a usb adapter” like c’mon man just call it a dongle :/

[orion-69]

alright, since nobody else is gonna say it- i would kill anyone on any given day for some good orange juice

[orion-69]

and then i is was like oh haha yeah that cool and then sometimes it doesn’t

[orion-69]

status update: still not vaccinated for hpv

[orion-69]

hey guys today we’ll be doing a call-out post, someone called n3on-org4ns has been stalking me and spreading rumors across the internet. the bullying is relentless, so n3on-org4ans, STOP. THE. CAP 🙅‍♂️

anyways go follow him or whateva

[orion-69]

she was ducktales, but he wasn’t watching the tv........

[orion-69]

swag on, vape off

[orion-69]

question of the day: why am truama

[orion-69]

so anyways a piñata but with babybel cheese instead of candy