ive heard that might be an attention thing

[mollyjames]

I acknowledge that there are a lot of different elements that go into making a really good movie, but also I am personally convinced it's like... 70% the writing

[mollyjames]

Yeah you get it

[benjamoomin64]

*job interview to be a downstairs neighbor* “I’m just really passionate about watching TV loudly. My ideal weekend is up-and-at-‘em first thing in the morning, TV on loud as hell. No better way to start the day.”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[kosmogrl]

[benjamoomin64]

Hi :) I’m your downstairs neighbor! My favorite hobby is cranking my TV and leaving it on overnight

[benjamoomin64]

I’m just really passionate about watching TV really loudly. Every weekend I wake up at 7 excited for a new day I can spend watching TV really loudly.

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[pnglove]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Simon and gar phone call

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[benjamoomin64]

Hi :) I’m your downstairs neighbor! My favorite hobby is cranking my TV and leaving it on overnight

[1892]

my favorite thing ab this is “that’s a flute.” b/c it isn’t

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[viralfrog]

[parentheticalaside]

My mom has told me about this video multiple times. It seems to define parenting for her. I get it now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Weeeeee

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[raretypespecimen]

no, we're not going to the movies. we have the odyssey at home.

[stroebe2]