a that one shippy blog

yo what's up i'm thatoneshippyblog same rules apply even with the sexytimes ban. this is an 18+ area yo here's some testimonials that pretty much sums me up: ~You are a magnificent tropical fish of kink. Beautiful. Vibrant. Probably deadly. ~Fantastorical aesthetic inspired by al-Andalus. Religious prostitute hero. Mechanical dragons. Gay af incest. THIS IS THE PATH YOU'VE LED ME DOWN. ~Our friendship has its roots in me loving your kink story about a children's movie. So lets be real it all goes back to genitals. AO3 , shippy speaks , ficverse lore , shippy writes not sorry for being me.

[benjaycaptain]

so you’re on this blog: but why?

think i’m finally gonna put a pinned post on this blog. here we go.

first off, look at the testimonials under the about section on my main page. if it doesn’t show up on mobile, idk put it in your mobile browser idk. but read that, and if you still wanna be on this blog, congrats.

i guess most people know me from my trash fic for descen/dants. so if you don’t like Mature and Fucked Up [and this is not an exaggeration] topics discussed about those characters, you probably shouldn’t be here.

i also discuss, reblog, whatever Mature and Fucked Up topics about other fandoms, but those are spread out and can be from literally anywhere

my content and the things i discuss are very much Problematic and Squick-inducing, if not outright triggering. i am definitely aware of that. when i call myself trash, i am not being cute, i am being realistic. i warn and tag aptly, probably overdo it tbh, but that’s because i know my shit isn’t for everyone. you see all my warnings and all the tags and you still wanna come into my askbox or whatever to tell me off, well then idk what to tell you broseph

other than that, here’s a thing that’s been on my ao3 but thought i’d put here as well:

IMPORTANT: • anyone is welcome to create translations, podfics (audiobooks), fanart, gifs, graphics, comics, etc., inspired by my fics without asking for permission. • anyone is welcome to write a remix or fanfic that's inspired by one of my works but stands on its own, without asking permission. • if you want to write a fanfic based on my work that doesn't stand on its own, such as a spin-off, sequel, missing scene, completion of an abandoned fic, etc., please ask me about it beforehand. • if you post your work on AO3, please use the "This work is a remix, a translation, a podfic, or was inspired by another work." option to link your work to mine. • if you post your work outside AO3, please link to my original fic and tag/credit me. • anyone is welcome to print and/or bind my works for their personal collection (but please send me pictures cause i think that's an awesome hobby) • the above permissions DO NOT APPLY to any AI-based or AI-assisted works. do Not use AI to do anything with my works or to create anything inspired by my works. NEVER enter my writing into any AI for any purpose, including your personal use

[eizagonzalezs]

GET TO KNOW ME ♡ [10/10] Couples:  ☆ Harry & Uma (Descendants) 

She’s the captain, I’m the first mate, enemies seasick can’t see straight call them fish bait, throw em on a hook. Uma’s so hot they get burned if they look.

[mistressvera]

Descendants | costume appreciation: 7/∞

costume design by Julia Caston and Emilio Sosa

Princess Bridget/Queen of Hearts | costume appreciation: 2/∞

DESCENDANTS: The Rise of Red

[maxipad33]

supply closet

[helvyeah1]

step 1: fist bump.

step 2: makeout with your boss.

step 3: ???

[koifee]

Can’t drown you out.

[guiltfactory]

knuckle tattoos that say cain and abel

[guiltfactory]

punch your brother with cain hand and jerk him off with abel

[noodles-and-tea]

:D

[itkitay]

[rusticfurnace]

tumby

[benjaycaptain]

you know, i've been considering signing up for both the wip bang and the marval bang events

but i also know that every time i've committed to a bigger fandom event like that in the past, real life shows up and delivers several kidney punches to my person

which is why i adored the descendants exchange, it was smaller and less pressure and i do miss it so weh [but i totally get the headache in organizing and running something like that so power to the mods forever]

there's also the choice of what wips to sign up with, and how many! cause i definitely know which marvel wip i'd use for the marvel bang, but for the wip bang?? so many options

so like, i am in dilemma. to sign up or to not sign up, that is the silly question on my miiiiind

[space-glasgow]

[miyakuli]

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Artist : 一春虫虫人 (weibo / twitter)

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[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

Imploring people to realize black and white morality is still black and white even if you swap which one the audience is supposed to root for. If you go "Well actually in this story the HEROES are actually all terrible people with no nuance and the VILLAINS are all sympathetic with no bad traits" the actual moral complexity is exactly the same. Especially since if you define "hero" as "protagonist" not even the roles have meaningfully changed.

[plecotusauritus]

There is always a fandom discourse about how fandom is too much about shipping and romantic love, but my beef is actually with people being too fond of the idea of a family as the purest form of love and the strongest unit.

Starting from pople tending to turn every story about siblings who are not besties into this huge tragedy instead of awknowledging that maybe, sometimes, people are not close with their siblings. Or that people are so weird about mothers.

But what irks me even more is the tendency to decide that two people who are close in canon have a "sibling coded relationship" which suddenly also means that shipping them together is wrong. Or if a character has an older person in their life whom they look up to - well that is their parent now!!!! They can't fuck their parent!!!!

There is this underlying idea that elevating characters into a familial bond is above such concepts as romantic love or sex. Which sucks because that is not what the concept found family means - it was meant to describe the queer experience of finding your people and community from outside of your blood relatives, and it was never meant to say that there can't also be romantic relationships within that community.

And it is not even always about the fact that I want to ship my blorbo with everyone who comes near him (although I absolutely do), but I think that sometimes there can be meaningful dynamics that are not about family. I want my blorbo to have friends, lovers, partners, mentors, neighbours, a trusted older person who they can call to but is not their parent.

Maybe some of this rises from the fact that family for me is something complicated and sore and not as important as my friends and community. But also the idea of a nuclear family as the pillar of society is such a conservative talking point and it is weird that people keep throwing a fit about romance and dating as societal standard but don't seem to notice this one.

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[undead-moth]

I do love that when the Heated Rivalry’s show runner was asked about casting queer actors to play queer characters he ignored the bait and was just straight up like “You can’t ask that. That’s illegal.” lmao because yeah. It is. Weird how a lot of discourse on this subject acts like this is not a factor.