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you're ᵈʳⁱᵖᵖⁱⁿᵍ like a saturated sunrise you're spilling like an ᴏᴠᴇʀꜰʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴᴋ you're ripped at every edge but you're a 𝓂𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒 and now I'm t e a r i n g through the pages and the ink 'bender' joshi. ny rangers.

[benjoshi]

voice/accent claim

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wydkarma

                       “ alright you got me. one time my brother stepped on my favorite dior gown and it ripped, not that’s the saddest thing i’ve ever heard. but your idea of mastering new york is a close second. i do love my life so thanks for that. congrats then, you do strike me as quite the simple guy, the kind who’d talk about their dog as a girlfriend. ”

  “i’m just gonna be impressed that you care enough to think it’s sad. implies you feel bad for me, y’know? my girlfriend experience is limited to julie holinday in primary school, so i wouldn’t know.”

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ftmacy

“ sounds like you’ve basically conquered new york. ”

  “that was the goal, so i’m glad i managed to pull it off.”

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alvcrd

“i’d say you accomplished the most important thing about adjusting to new york then, man. whatever you find that suits your interests & all that. though it’s surprising that you were able to find a route that doesn’t have many people, i can’t lie.”

  “i mean, it probably helps that it was like four in the morning. even new york has to sleep sometime, right?”

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wtfcami

“why not just get a gym membership? if you go to the right place, they’ll have a place for your dog to play, treadmills, and a shop that probably makes smoothies. it sounds like much less of a hassle that way.”

  “i do have a gym membership - i just like to run, and i have to put in the miles anyway. plus, what better way to learn the area. it’s how i figured out chicago when i first moved there.”

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nvdics

‘ right, important stuff. but what smoothie shop are you talking about ? are their smoothies good and worth it ? also, like, what kind of dog do you have by the way ? i’ve been meaning to get a dog for myself but i’m just not sure what breed. ’

  “is it bad that i can’t remember the name? it’s like a block from here, big green leaf on the sign. and yeah, both good and worth it, at least, good enough to match the convenience. i’ve got a boxer, she’s mostly good for lying around and being useless, which was what i was looking for. like, someone to keep me company, i guess, but she does good with dog sitters when i’m on the road.”

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gdiaria

“ in that case, welcome to new york ! i think a running route for your dog and a smoothies place is pretty great. anything else you need you find easily, addresses are the easiest thing here. bunt finding the right spot, is not something you get following directions. ”

  “how do i find the right spot then?”

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ajsafarx

” i guess…. ?” 

  “...do you have a different idea?”

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mariahgtfo

‘ what type of dog do you have ? lucky you. it’s hard finding quiet route in the city sometimes. but you’re fitting into the new york lifestyle so quickly though. ’

  “a boxer mix. ugly as hell, but you know. i mean, a big city is a big city at the end of the day. the adjustment wasn’t much.”

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lidcs

‘ have i ever told you the one about the drunk dog driving and drinking a smoothie? i’ll have to one day. but not today. i have to save all my good material for when i’m trying to impress people. anyway, that sounds nice and all, but the whole running route thing actually doesn’t sounds nice at all. why don’t you just gym it? air conditioning and hot models training for the victoria’s secret fashion show. ’

  “sounds like i’m in for a treat once you do tell me. am i not worth impressing? dunno if i should be hurt by that. ah, i mean, i do both? i like the run cause i can take cosette and she gets exercise, too, but i have a gym regime. s’just different.”

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sivrras

well yeah, but not every place is good or worth visiting. most of them are though, which i guess makes getting coffee way easier. honestly, who doesn’t at this point? everyone i know are coffee addicts for the most part. my personal favourite is culture expresso but intelligentsia coffee is amazing too.

  “and i’m assuming both suggestions are within walking distance? i’ll have to check them out, thanks.”

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jfcristina

                  “you have a dog?! oh my gosh, i freakin’ love dogs. what kind of dog do you have? i mean you basically got the important part of new york city then. that’s exactly what i did expect i found the stores instead of a smoothie place. but props to you.”

  “she’s a boxer. i mean, i thought i was off to a good start. i figure i’ve got some time before i have to really get the gist of the city.”

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wydmariana

“i run that route every morning, i guess we’ll be running into each other a lot.”

  “guess so. i go pretty early though. are you a morning person?”

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veraffs

“ what kind of dog do you have ? welcome to the city ! why’d you move here though ? “

  “uh, a boxer. her name is cosette. oh, thanks. ah, um, for work. i got relocated.”

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wydkarma

                 “ i would love to know what in there made me sound ‘ cynical ’ . so you’re either the simplest man in new york or your taste buds are nonexistent, which one is it. ?, ”

  “’the saddest thing you ever heard’? if that’s true i’d love your life. ah, probably simple. it’s kind of a goal of mine.”

[benjoshi]

homework sucks and the weekends suck tbh but hello I’m here sorry for being The Worst