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I'm some random blog that reblogs stuff, you can call me Benny or Otto or whatever you like! 23,they/them,it/its

[hemipenal-system]

when you consider the fact that there's a little treat involved it actually becomes quite understandable that dogs do all that

[dreamsrecurring]

[drawnsnake]

A scientific diagram

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[legality-graphics]

JACKASS DVD GRAPHICS

thank you to my good friend travis for taking the photos I used to make these himelf ;P

Bone divider by @kodaswrld

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[walkingthec0w]

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

[were--ralph]

sometimes i say things and forget about them but find them in the wild and im like "that was actually perfect"

[were--ralph]

I'm going to keep a thread of these

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[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[the-vegan-muser]

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[humanpersonface]

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[bambasbatenthusiat]

@tunathena

[badassdemonsword]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking