The Abandoned @bensolodefensesquad - Tumblr Blog

This is a "You will get the job!" sigil. I initially created for my boss (yes, he got the job), but anyone can use it to get the job of their choosing.

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Reposting is fine, just don't attempt to claim it as your own.

The love has been gone for ages.

The desire has been gone for ages.

We've been roommates for years, husband and wife in name alone.

I healed my sadness, my loneliness, and my grief about the end of my marriage, all while still wearing a ring.

I decided to no longer hold myself shackled out of guilt and obligation and expectation.

I told him goodbye, for real this time.

I didn't expect it to hurt so much. I didn't expect the tears.

I didn't expect him to take the news so dispassionately.

But the truth is, despite the tears, I am at peace. I am happy.

I am ready to be myself again.

I'm ready to pursue my passions.

I'm ready to find real love.

The hardest steps are often the most necessary to put us back on the correct path.

I'm ready for my journey.

#divorce

I ended my marriage today.

doubleca5t

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

resplendent-chungus

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

finally-figured-it-out

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

finally-figured-it-out

There once was a man from Verdun

genteelblackhole42

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

shredsandpatches

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

ruckuscauser

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

rat-girl-big-tits

@limerickshere

fremedon

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

paulgadzikowski

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

finally-figured-it-out

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

finally-figured-it-out

There once was a man from Verdun

genteelblackhole42

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

shredsandpatches

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

ruckuscauser

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

rat-girl-big-tits

@limerickshere

fremedon

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

paulgadzikowski

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

Sometimes i write basic poetry with basic graphic design because gremlin brain says i can't do anything else until its out.

#poetry

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

flipchild

Count em

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

Well first of all there's this guy

tatzelwurming

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flipchild

Nothing wrong with me

ggggagggggggg

down for whatever but only with you

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ash by tracy k. smith

piranesi vi, giovanni piranesi // the haunting of hill house, dir. mike flanagan // bony legs, joanna cole & dirk zimmer // midsommar, dir. ari aster // murder of agamemnon, pierre-narcisse guérin // game of thrones: a man without honor, dir. david nutter // goodnight mommy, dir. veronika franz & severin fiala // it, dir. andy muschietti // hereditary, dir. ari aster // crimson peak, dir. guillermo del toro // the vigil, dir. keith thomas // house of leaves, mark z. danielewski // spike field, safdar abidi // i’m thinking of ending things, dir. charlie kaufman // the lighthouse, dir. robert eggers // relic, dir. natalie erika james // annihilation, dir. alex garland // anatomy, kitty horrorshow

anxietyproblem

#I tell my husband and friends that my energy is being spent internally today

I once had a coworker I didn't like very much named Veronica and I ended up calling them Ronnie all the time for literally no reason other than i just nickname everyone.

And they hated me so they took great offense to my nickname but since I was petty I kept using it.

Anyway, its been 6 years and they just popped up as a suggested snapchat friend. Turns out, they're nonbinary and have full embraced Ronnie as their name.

A little full circle moment. Still don't like them tho.