The Umbrella Academy Incorrect Quotes

-𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 -𝘋𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 -𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴🥺

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Diego: I didnt understand why people care about their dumbasses until I got one myself

Diego, lifting Klaus into his arms: we've only been friends for a day and a half-

Diego: but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Klaus: Were - well both of us uh incredibly dumb.

Diego: but when you combine the two of us were the intelligence of one regular man-

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Klaus: call me biodegradable

Ben:

Diego: Why?

Klaus: Because I break down easily

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Klaus: *throwing stones at Diego's Window*

Klaus: hey

Klaus: DIEGOOOO

Diego texts: you have a phone for a reasom

*loud band*

Diego: did he-

Eudora half asleep: yep

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Luther: I'm just another dumb fool that'll never go down in history-

Diego:

Luther:

Klaus: yes you are..

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Klaus: physically I can make it to 100 years old

Luther: what about mentally?

Klaus: oh I'm already 6ft under with Ben

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Klaus: *awake crying in the academy*

Diego: *sleeping in Eudora's apartment*

Diego: *wakes up in a cold sweat*

Diego: Shit Klaus-

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Diego: I'm bi and confused

Diego: Not about being bi

Diego: I'd just like to know what the fuck is going on

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Okay so…I saw this earlier and I just gotta say, I hate, hate seeing comments trying to defend Luther/Allison or shipping some of the other siblings together because it always amounts to comments that say, “Well, they’re not really siblings”, “they don’t even see each other as siblings. Reginald raised them as an academy, not as siblings,” and/or “they’ve suffered enough, I think they deserve love with someone who understands them (ie their siblings).” 

Yeah full stop? These comments suck because they ignore canon, invalidate adoption/the trauma the Hargreeves went through, and view the Hargreeves by agreeing with Reginald’s mentality/defining them by his abuse. And I’m just going to break it down and if you’re one of the people who say them please just take a look before blocking: 

1. It ignores canon. I constantly see a…tone from people who go, “No, Grace wasn’t their mother, she’s a robot. Reginald wasn’t their father. He raised them like an academy. They were more like classmates than they were siblings.” And honestly…I do not understand how you watch the show, hear them refer to Reginald & Grace as mom and dad, and hear them call each other brothers and sisters and still walk away from that with the thought of: “Well, they don’t see each other as family.” They do. They are. This is one of the points, that they were never an academy or an army of well-trained soldiers, they were kids who were failed by their father because he didn’t know how to be a good parent. I don’t know if people just - don’t think about it with the superhero element but yes, a huge part of the show is the absurdity with time travel, stopping the apocalypse, etc. but one of the core things is that this is a story of siblings who are dealing with the fallout of child abuse (and any other traumas because they all have different experiences!) and are learning how to become a family again, and that cannot be ignored.   

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Allison: Let me ask you a straight question.

Klaus: Only if you’re okay with a gay answer.

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Klaus: My fight or flight response is broken.

Diego: So what do you do?

Klaus: I just stand there and cry until the threat goes away.