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Inspiration taking from THIS post I saw yesterday

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Pyrrha Nikos, the Tarnished Spartan

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Meryl!! 🦊✨ [Spicy version 💓]

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Jaune: I’m… I’m going to go get a cardboard box.

Nora: Why?

Jaune: because I need to hide my metal gear

Nora: I can hide it for you~

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Per chance, a meeting of the blond(e)s...

Jaune: Ren came up to me again with a thought he had.

Yang: You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Jaune: It's never a good thing for sure.

Yang: What was it this time?

Jaune: He was wondering why the news would always talk about an unidentified person and never a perdaughter.

Jaune: As is often the case, I said that Ren's thought had me perturbed.

Jaune: He then had the nerve to say it was my own fault for being perplexed by a simple thought.

Jaune: Weiss overheard us and told us that what we were doing to spoken language was utterly perverse.

Jaune: I left at that, to make sure I didn't give my thoughts the time to percolate.

Jaune: Honestly, the whole ordeal nearly left me perspiring something fierce.

Yang: ... *Starts to undress*

Jaune: Uuuuuuh...

Yang: Your words have made me perceive you as a desirable target.

Yang: Let's see how long you can persevere through my "workout".

Jaune: The situation for my chastity has become quite perilous.

Yang: Don't worry, it'll be a grand performance.

Jaune: Well, my "periscope" is extending already.

Yang: That's just perfect.

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Blake: "... Jaune could be incredibly mentally damaging to have as an ex-lover. Just ruins dating for you."

Nora: "Bold of you to assume that anyone would let him go after dating him for a month or so."

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Weiss: Jaune pisses me off so much, can't believe I have to fuck him.

Blake: You don't have to though.

Weiss: But I'm gonna.

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Jaune: *Doing his business in a public bathroom* ...

Bathroom door graffiti: [For a good time, call xxx-xxxx]

Jaune: ... *Shrugs and types the number into his contact list* ...

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Jaune: MAybe I should invent a water powered car.

*A red dot appears on his forehead*

Qrow: Waitwaitwait! Hold up! I'm this guy's FBI Agent.

Qrow: He's bluffing. He's dumb as fuck. Let him live.

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The only time they could scold him is to look after himself

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Pt. 2!

All the kind words and tags are feeding my ability to pump out silly scenarios, so thank you! Gonna try to draw more of Theresa since she's the second lead ❤️

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Fowlham........again!!!!!! (*´ω｀*)

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Hiyaaaa! I might get less active because the 2nd semester's about to start (may they have mercy on my soul) but I'll still try to as much as I can!!!!