Huh? What are you doing?

Mayo

[dangerousbride]

Meryl!! 🦊✨ [Spicy version 💓]

[linkman447]

Jaune: I’m… I’m going to go get a cardboard box.

Nora: Why?

Jaune: because I need to hide my metal gear

Nora: I can hide it for you~

[drenosa]

Per chance, a meeting of the blond(e)s...

Jaune: Ren came up to me again with a thought he had.

Yang: You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Jaune: It's never a good thing for sure.

Yang: What was it this time?

Jaune: He was wondering why the news would always talk about an unidentified person and never a perdaughter.

Jaune: As is often the case, I said that Ren's thought had me perturbed.

Jaune: He then had the nerve to say it was my own fault for being perplexed by a simple thought.

Jaune: Weiss overheard us and told us that what we were doing to spoken language was utterly perverse.

Jaune: I left at that, to make sure I didn't give my thoughts the time to percolate.

Jaune: Honestly, the whole ordeal nearly left me perspiring something fierce.

Yang: ... *Starts to undress*

Jaune: Uuuuuuh...

Yang: Your words have made me perceive you as a desirable target.

Yang: Let's see how long you can persevere through my "workout".

Jaune: The situation for my chastity has become quite perilous.

Yang: Don't worry, it'll be a grand performance.

Jaune: Well, my "periscope" is extending already.

Yang: That's just perfect.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Blake: "... Jaune could be incredibly mentally damaging to have as an ex-lover. Just ruins dating for you."

Nora: "Bold of you to assume that anyone would let him go after dating him for a month or so."

[wu-gang-writing]

Weiss: Jaune pisses me off so much, can't believe I have to fuck him.

Blake: You don't have to though.

Weiss: But I'm gonna.

[drenosa]

Jaune: *Doing his business in a public bathroom* ...

Bathroom door graffiti: [For a good time, call xxx-xxxx]

Jaune: ... *Shrugs and types the number into his contact list* ...

~~~~~~~~~~

Later...

Jaune: *Flying through the air with a hang-glider* Wooooh!

Tyrian: *Flying nearby with his own hang-glider* Heheheee...

~~~~~~~~~~

Later again...

Jaune: *Zipping on the track in a go-kart* Neeeeeeeyoooooom!!

Tyrian: *In hot pursuit* Ohohohooo...

~~~~~~~~~~

Again later again...

Jaune: *Nomming on his soft-serve ice cream* Om-nom-nom.

Tyrian: *Licking his own soft-serve* Nyeeeaaalm...

~~~~~~~~~~

At last and later again...

Jaune: *Handing Tyrian a wad of Lien* Geez Mr. Callows, that really was a good time!

Tyrian: Yeeeeeesssss... would you believe it if I told you, that you were the first to actually call that number?

Jaune: What? Seriously!? But today was awesome!

Tyrian: Mhmm... tell your friends... I could always use more... customers. *Laughs ominously*

Jaune: Heck yeah, I will!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: MAybe I should invent a water powered car.

*A red dot appears on his forehead*

Qrow: Waitwaitwait! Hold up! I'm this guy's FBI Agent.

Qrow: He's bluffing. He's dumb as fuck. Let him live.

[fandomplantmultifandummode]

The only time they could scold him is to look after himself

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

[flightlessribbons]

Pt. 2!

All the kind words and tags are feeding my ability to pump out silly scenarios, so thank you! Gonna try to draw more of Theresa since she's the second lead ❤️

[ubeng-ubas]

Fowlham........again!!!!!! (*´ω｀*)

bonus alt version!

Hiyaaaa! I might get less active because the 2nd semester's about to start (may they have mercy on my soul) but I'll still try to as much as I can!!!!

[cunningweiner]

So this is Fowlham right

[nerospaceart]

Wonder When She's Gonna Wake Up

Speedpaint

Orginal

Vloop-able

Shloomp... shloomp...

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

the successor and his 800 year old spiritual mentor + torn pages au doodles ;)

[zhinchino]

do yall fw Principal slimovitz fanart ☺️☺️☺️‼️

im spreading the principal slimovitz propaganda

[fazzyfazbo]

Hi sorry for not posting for so long.

But here i am now. with some more fan arts of mine. So this is Riley cunningham a female version of randy cunningham.

I must say i totally eat with that background i can latterly place that background between two piece of bread and eat it .

[semisomnosres]

Randy was accepted into the hom team:

✧author AU-@drawnfamiliarfaces I’ve been wanting to draw something with them for a long time, but I never got around to it, and when I saw this scene in Hazbin, I couldn’t help but want to edit it

[str4wberry-x]

I had to do this meme because the way Randy handles these ninja songs for him is giving this vibe lmaooo