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I'm currently reading Wuthering Heights, and I feel like to make it a modern, yet faithful adaptation, it has to be like a 'How I Met Your Mother' type of deal, where Nelly just tells the absolute insanity behind everything going on.

Probably just me, though.

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Me, scrolling through Netflix: oh shit, they have The Big Lebowski. Might as well give it a watch.

*45 minutes later*

Me, thoroughly lost:

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What the fuck do you mean there's a Persona 6 trailer?

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My usual bullshit of coming up with story ideas is back again. However, this time, my brain only came up a title.

"A Slasher's Guide To Heroics"

No clue why I thought of this.

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*Years after defeating Salem*

Yang: What's the weirdest thing that happened to you in the past few years?

Jaune: I got asked by multiple members of the same polycule to join them over the course of a year.

RWBYONR:...

Jaune: It was something, to say the least.

[ikaduu]

We are the sinnerlings please feed us!!!

bonus version

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You wanna know what'd be a funny concept?

The Sinners having a night where they play Magic The Gathering. Mainly because it'd be funny to see the chaos that ensues.

Faust plays a spellslinger deck, for sure.

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A random story concept I just had:

"A demon hunter ends up becoming the chaperone of both a group of magical girls and a power rangers team. Shenanigans ensue."

Seems like a funny idea.

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Like, the world is a bit of Kaiju No. 8 and My Hero, with monsters being a known thing and heroes being known, public figures.

However, these two teams are not only not part of this system of management, they're also just flat out not supposed to be. None of them have the required training and only one of them out of both teams are the legal age to even be considered for it (think about college age).

Naturally, the demon hunter learns about this, goes "what the fuck, I'm not involving myself in both insane and illegal shit", but due to situations, ends up having to make sure these actual don't die trying to fight a fuckin' Kaiju.

They also just end up crashing at his place whenever they get out of school, much to his chagrin.

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So It's like two kids in a trenchcoat got made the Commissioner of a police sect and the only guy who realizes it is not only works UNDER them, but also is their babysitter when off the clock?

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And the guy also happens to be like, as famous as a local music artist that does live shows.

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Okay, two things:

Love the idea of the demon hunter being in the local music scene. Amazing, no notes.

Pretty much, with the only difference being his situation having a similar vibe to Aki from Chainsaw Man, but add on the stress from wrangling a shonen cast from getting themselves arrested or killed.

This man is going to lose his mind, to say the least.

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Demon Hunter, entering his apartment: "...hello, children who shouldn't be here."

Red Ranger, covered in bandages and eating a family meal: "Yo."

Pink Magical Girl, also covered in bandages and eating a bento box: "Hi!"

Demon Hunter, recognizing that box: "...That was going to be my dinner."

Pink Magical Girl: "Sorry about that. I can replace it, if you're okay with that."

Demon Hunter, holding up groceries: "Considering what happened today, I bought an extra one just in case. I assume everyone else went home?"

Blue Ranger, poking his head in: "You need to improve your taste in candles, dude."

Gold Magical Girl, also sticking her head into the room: "Also, you need to replace the ink in your printer."

Demon Hunter, realizing that he's now the unwilling host of a sleepover for the third time this week:

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Demon Hunter's Mom showing up out of nowhere: Who are all of you? Why are you in my son's house?

Green Ranger: ... He adopted us.

DH's Mom, definitely not buying it: ... Okay, sure! I'll bake some cookies for my grandkids!

~Elsewhere~

Demon Hunter, pausing what he's doing: There's a disturbance in the force.

The Demon he's fighting: Wha?

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The ultimate terror:

A parent deciding to along with a bit.

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A random story concept I just had:

"A demon hunter ends up becoming the chaperone of both a group of magical girls and a power rangers team. Shenanigans ensue."

Seems like a funny idea.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Like, the world is a bit of Kaiju No. 8 and My Hero, with monsters being a known thing and heroes being known, public figures.

However, these two teams are not only not part of this system of management, they're also just flat out not supposed to be. None of them have the required training and only one of them out of both teams are the legal age to even be considered for it (think about college age).

Naturally, the demon hunter learns about this, goes "what the fuck, I'm not involving myself in both insane and illegal shit", but due to situations, ends up having to make sure these actual don't die trying to fight a fuckin' Kaiju.

They also just end up crashing at his place whenever they get out of school, much to his chagrin.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

So It's like two kids in a trenchcoat got made the Commissioner of a police sect and the only guy who realizes it is not only works UNDER them, but also is their babysitter when off the clock?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

And the guy also happens to be like, as famous as a local music artist that does live shows.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Okay, two things:

Love the idea of the demon hunter being in the local music scene. Amazing, no notes.

Pretty much, with the only difference being his situation having a similar vibe to Aki from Chainsaw Man, but add on the stress from wrangling a shonen cast from getting themselves arrested or killed.

This man is going to lose his mind, to say the least.

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Demon Hunter, entering his apartment: "...hello, children who shouldn't be here."

Red Ranger, covered in bandages and eating a family meal: "Yo."

Pink Magical Girl, also covered in bandages and eating a bento box: "Hi!"

Demon Hunter, recognizing that box: "...That was going to be my dinner."

Pink Magical Girl: "Sorry about that. I can replace it, if you're okay with that."

Demon Hunter, holding up groceries: "Considering what happened today, I bought an extra one just in case. I assume everyone else went home?"

Blue Ranger, poking his head in: "You need to improve your taste in candles, dude."

Gold Magical Girl, also sticking her head into the room: "Also, you need to replace the ink in your printer."

Demon Hunter, realizing that he's now the unwilling host of a sleepover for the third time this week:

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A random story concept I just had:

"A demon hunter ends up becoming the chaperone of both a group of magical girls and a power rangers team. Shenanigans ensue."

Seems like a funny idea.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Like, the world is a bit of Kaiju No. 8 and My Hero, with monsters being a known thing and heroes being known, public figures.

However, these two teams are not only not part of this system of management, they're also just flat out not supposed to be. None of them have the required training and only one of them out of both teams are the legal age to even be considered for it (think about college age).

Naturally, the demon hunter learns about this, goes "what the fuck, I'm not involving myself in both insane and illegal shit", but due to situations, ends up having to make sure these actual don't die trying to fight a fuckin' Kaiju.

They also just end up crashing at his place whenever they get out of school, much to his chagrin.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

So It's like two kids in a trenchcoat got made the Commissioner of a police sect and the only guy who realizes it is not only works UNDER them, but also is their babysitter when off the clock?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

And the guy also happens to be like, as famous as a local music artist that does live shows.

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Sounds a little like this.

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Yeah, it's pretty much like this. Just add in a tokusatsu team, ODM Gear, and remixes to every Power Rangers theme.

This poor man is going to be getting gray hairs by 40.

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A random story concept I just had:

"A demon hunter ends up becoming the chaperone of both a group of magical girls and a power rangers team. Shenanigans ensue."

Seems like a funny idea.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Like, the world is a bit of Kaiju No. 8 and My Hero, with monsters being a known thing and heroes being known, public figures.

However, these two teams are not only not part of this system of management, they're also just flat out not supposed to be. None of them have the required training and only one of them out of both teams are the legal age to even be considered for it (think about college age).

Naturally, the demon hunter learns about this, goes "what the fuck, I'm not involving myself in both insane and illegal shit", but due to situations, ends up having to make sure these actual don't die trying to fight a fuckin' Kaiju.

They also just end up crashing at his place whenever they get out of school, much to his chagrin.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

So It's like two kids in a trenchcoat got made the Commissioner of a police sect and the only guy who realizes it is not only works UNDER them, but also is their babysitter when off the clock?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

And the guy also happens to be like, as famous as a local music artist that does live shows.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Okay, two things:

Love the idea of the demon hunter being in the local music scene. Amazing, no notes.

Pretty much, with the only difference being his situation having a similar vibe to Aki from Chainsaw Man, but add on the stress from wrangling a shonen cast from getting themselves arrested or killed.

This man is going to lose his mind, to say the least.

[dragon-razor-writings]

A random story concept I just had:

"A demon hunter ends up becoming the chaperone of both a group of magical girls and a power rangers team. Shenanigans ensue."

Seems like a funny idea.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Like, the world is a bit of Kaiju No. 8 and My Hero, with monsters being a known thing and heroes being known, public figures.

However, these two teams are not only not part of this system of management, they're also just flat out not supposed to be. None of them have the required training and only one of them out of both teams are the legal age to even be considered for it (think about college age).

Naturally, the demon hunter learns about this, goes "what the fuck, I'm not involving myself in both insane and illegal shit", but due to situations, ends up having to make sure these actual don't die trying to fight a fuckin' Kaiju.

They also just end up crashing at his place whenever they get out of school, much to his chagrin.

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A random story concept I just had:

"A demon hunter ends up becoming the chaperone of both a group of magical girls and a power rangers team. Shenanigans ensue."

Seems like a funny idea.

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The Black Silence.

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[sillyandquiteawkward]

youre telling me a roach fried this rice?