The beetle

The beetle :) (Buggy "Beetle" Watson, any pronouns) //(Notifs broken. Sorry if it takes a while to get to ur asks!! )//

[bentleysbeetle]

Psst! Remember when I did tarot that one time? I'm still doing that! :D send me an ask with a question for the cards and I'll try my best to do a reading for you!! :D

//OOC: I got tarot cards!! I'll do ya a reading for free :3 I need the practice!! Beetle will have a go interpreting the cards first, then I'll give a more *proper* reading. I'm a newb so take what I say with a grain of salt! (do that anyway, honestly, even with professionals)

Oh!! And my main is @marius-vonraum !! Talk to me about Good Omens or bees :)

Ty for listening!!//

[herpsandbirds]

Rainbow Leaf Beetle (Spilopyra sumptuosa), family Chrysomelidae, Brisbane, Australia

photographs by Dedi Barasat

[totally-a-sheep]

@bentleysbeetle

[bentleysbeetle]

yeah! lewts ask ma!

- little bug

@janeway-lover

Abby! Abby! Can you help us open up a cookie stand?

[janeway-lover]

Oh! Of course, darlings. Let's see...

We'll need a stand, obviously. Cookie ingredients. Some sort of cash box. And a sign, so everyone knows where to get cookies!

I can make the stand if you two want to make a sign?

[bentleysbeetle]

That sounds fun! If you need any help holding any nails you can ask me :) just don't squash me with the hammer :(

[janeway-lover]

I wouldn't squash you, dear. And I was actually thinking of making it with a miracle, if you two are alright with that?

[bentleysbeetle]

Oh yeah that's alright by me :) what do you think little bug?

[bentleysbeetle]

yeah! lewts ask ma!

- little bug

@janeway-lover

Abby! Abby! Can you help us open up a cookie stand?

[janeway-lover]

Oh! Of course, darlings. Let's see...

We'll need a stand, obviously. Cookie ingredients. Some sort of cash box. And a sign, so everyone knows where to get cookies!

I can make the stand if you two want to make a sign?

[bentleysbeetle]

That sounds fun! If you need any help holding any nails you can ask me :) just don't squash me with the hammer :(

[bentleysbeetle]

yeah! lewts ask ma!

- little bug

@janeway-lover

Abby! Abby! Can you help us open up a cookie stand?

[bentleysbeetle]

*does little chirps* wouwd opewn cookie stawnd with you!

- little bug

*Beetle starts bouncing up and down*

Wait you're right we totally should! Do you want to ask Abby if she wants to help us set one up?

[bentleysbeetle]

mawde it my self! diwd nowt buwrn down kitchen!

- little bug

Wow! That's so cool! I'm a bit scared to use the oven... It gets so warm... But I'd like to cook something someday!

*Beetle takes a bite of the cookie*

This is really good, little bug! You did amazing! You should open a cookie stand!

[bentleysbeetle]

*clumsily brings over a slightly underbaked chocolate chip cookie* i mawde cookies awnd wawnted to shawe!

- little bug

Oh wow! That looks so good! Did you make it yourself? :O

[thedemon-crowley]

you should bring back your cunty bob. it was cute.

Oh, not you too! Aziraphale is quite fond of the Beatlemania look as well…

[bentleysbeetle]

:0

Crowley, if you dress up as a Beatle, do you think people will get you and me mxied up? It could be fun!

[janeway-lover]

It's so funny when my employees give me orders. I'm a head taller than you and could crush you like a bug, but sure, we can do it your way.

[bentleysbeetle]

Could what you like a what D:

[janeway-lover]

It's a figure of speech, darling, I have a "No hurting bugs" policy.

[bentleysbeetle]

Oh! Pheeeew! For a second I thought I'd have to tell on you to Aziraphale :(

[janeway-lover]

It's so funny when my employees give me orders. I'm a head taller than you and could crush you like a bug, but sure, we can do it your way.

[bentleysbeetle]

Could what you like a what D:

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

WE GOT A POSTER!!!!!!! 😭😍❤️

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[marius-vonraum]

ERMMM... YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND...... POTENTIAL SPOILERS BELOW CUT

IT'S @bentleysbeetle !!! IT'S BEETLE!!!! BEETLE IN S3!!!!!

[herpsandbirds]

[imaloregremlin]

@allseeingmoth

do I even have to say it--

[thedemon-crowley]

you didn't think to maybe. buy petrol for the bentley?

The poor girl’s very old…I’m not sure that would have solved the issue…

[bentleysbeetle]

WHAT'S HAPPENING DID BENTLEY DIE??

[thedemon-crowley]

No, bug, she’s just…out of commission, but not for much longer!

[bentleysbeetle]

Oh.. Oh phew! Thank goodness! You're going to make her all better right?

[thedemon-crowley]

Yes. Abby is going to make me a demon again, er, I hope, and then everything will go back to normal. Including Bentley.

[bentleysbeetle]

Ohhh! That makes sense! I hope it works well!

[thedemon-crowley]

you didn't think to maybe. buy petrol for the bentley?

The poor girl’s very old…I’m not sure that would have solved the issue…

[bentleysbeetle]

WHAT'S HAPPENING DID BENTLEY DIE??

[thedemon-crowley]

No, bug, she’s just…out of commission, but not for much longer!

[bentleysbeetle]

Oh.. Oh phew! Thank goodness! You're going to make her all better right?

[thedemon-crowley]

you didn't think to maybe. buy petrol for the bentley?

The poor girl’s very old…I’m not sure that would have solved the issue…

[bentleysbeetle]

WHAT'S HAPPENING DID BENTLEY DIE??

[dvoeverie-stitches]

Happy New Year! Josef Lada, 1928