Brushing the teeth of dead monsters

[benzorz]

The great bake off conspiracy

What if the contestants of Bake off are plants from supermarkets to subliminally advertise their brands and ethos in a devious bid to sell more cake?

[benzorz]

Harry Potter and the Phantom menace.

[benzorz]

J/k Rowling

What if My Immortal is just the leaked first draft of Harry Potter?

[benzorz]

Progress in science follows the laws of repulsion-every step forward is made by reaction against the delusion and false theories prevailing at the time. Forward steps in art are made by attraction, through the artists admiration and desire to follow the example of the predecessors he admires the most.

Boris Pasternak-Doctor Zhivago

[feaqu-archive]

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Follow your dream

[benzorz]

People keep saying the Skeleton war has begun.........it never ended.

[vivienvalentino]

[alexkralie-deactivated20160119]

[babylongraveyard]

[benzorz]

playing as a rogue like:

loghain: i think we always knew it would come to this. let us settle this honorably, in a duel

warden: *throws sand in his face, kicks him in the crotch, summons a wolf and fakes her own death*

[untrustyou]

Martha Kamminga

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody.

Joyce Meyer  (via terrible)

[voguettttttccceteraaa-deactivat]

“Blue Velvet” by David Lynch, 1986.

[zozzay-blog]

So we’ll march day and night, By the big cooling tower, They have the plant, But we have the power..

(via zozzay)

[hwmftog-blog]

What they say: There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

[benzorz]

This is actually just a meat conspiracy to discredit the pure bony agenda claiming that a foul enslaving flesh seed such as the brain somehow pilots the brilliant calcified TRUE MATTER.

[skygenders]

The Skeleton War 2014

[102l3]

SKELETON WAR 2015 IS COMING FUCKBOIS

[softheartedfarewell]

Yes, we are coming. You will not be ready.

[benzorz]

I'm so ready