all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match
IN THIS CORNER, ORIENTALISM AND BUTCHERED JAPANESE!
AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND!
WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.
ONLY ONE CULTURAL FETISH MAY LEAVE.
#The Outcome: Black Butler
unsuspecting teenager online, failing to apply media literacy and critical analysis to media that they strongly resonate with because they need to distract themselves from their irl circumstances by reading about a character coping with literal evil kidnapped abused demon summoning murder sacrifice repeated death witness abandonment trauma and persistent grief by "locking in": wow, this protagonist is literally me if i was nonchalant and smart! nobody understands him, being 13 is the hardest thing in the world... </3 and i wish Sebastian was real. i want one. #offmymeds
other unsuspecting teenage survivor who also fell for it: Aleister Chamber/Viscount of Druitt is so quirky haha! i mean yeah he's weird but it's just another odd comedic relief sort of character. it's totally fine bro that's just how the series is... idc there's nothing weird happening that i can notice. Ciel is going to be saved by Sebastian once he saves himself and gets his revenge. my childhood trauma does not affect my present self at all. i'm a big kid. there's nuance. i do not care about Alois' existence very much + i don't think he's a very meaningful character, therefore i refuse to truly engage with season 2 or any of the non canon anime stuff that exists. (LETHAL COPIUM OVERLOAD)
random pixiv/twitter/AMINO artist with something like "Welcome to my ~devilish profile~ | I am simply one *hell* of a diddyblud. | EVERYONE interact with me" in their bio: hello i visited The Evil Island and this is my favorite series :33 i may also have regards against women. objectify my uwu blorbos with me or i will touch you. please enable me #darkhumor

















