Bernie: So the other day, my wife says to me–
Serena: Berenice.
Bernie: Hmm?
Serena: You’re talking to me. I am your wife.
Bernie: *puppypuppypuppy!smile* Yes, yes you are.
Serena: You’re going to start every sentence with the wife bit, aren’t you?
Bernie: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. Because you are my wife.
Serena: Are you going to do this all day?
Bernie: Possibly.
Serena: …
Bernie: …
Serena: …
Bernie: My wife gets annoyed when I-















