Not my real account. So.

Gen X she/her, obsessed with ACNH and tumblr ads.

[elalmadelmar]

Your NFTs Are Actually -- Finally -- Totally Worthless

New report from industry researchers finds that 95 percent of the once-hyped crypto assets have hit rock-bottom valuation

95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

[neil-gaiman]

I am so shocked. Whoever could have seen this coming? My shockitude is overwhelming and my astonishment unbounded. So shocked. Yup. Mister Shocketty-shocked, that’s me.

[tubi]

On Tubi, the musicals you love just keep going.

[tubi]

On Tubi, the sitcoms you love just keep going.

[tubi]

On Tubi, the romcoms you love just keep going.

[netflix]

Epic adventure awaits! Will you join me? Watch ONE PIECE, only on Netflix. Art by @comox-draws, inspired by ONE PIECE

[netflix]

With this crew, any dream is possible. Set sail on an adventure with ONE PIECE, the global phenomenon, now streaming only on Netflix.

[entertainmentweekly]

‘Ahsoka’ Awakens

To portray the ‘Star Wars’ fan-favorite, Rosario Dawson had to first rein in her “hyped fangirl” feelings. After testing audience reaction with appearances in ‘The Mandalorian’ and ‘The Book of Boba Fett,’ she’s now ready to take the final exam: leading her own series. Read EW’s new digital cover story.

[getunderlined]

A new take on Arthurian legend from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of LORE, Alexandra Bracken! 

In SILVER IN THE BONE, Tamsin Lark seeks her destiny in the cursed ruins of Avalon, driven by love, revenge, and pure adrenaline. When a curse threatens the life of her brother, Tamsin will have to team up with her rival and dive headfirst into a vipers’ nest of dark magic. When they expose a deadly secret with the power to awaken ghosts of the past, will it shatter her last hope of saving her brother? 

[entertainmentweekly]

Making a Splash

With ‘The Little Mermaid,’ director Rob Marshall says, “We were able to take the beauty of what’s there in the original film and the Hans Christian Andersen tale and really bring more depth.” Halle Bailey, Melissa McCarthy, and Marshall share the tale behind making their underwater musical with a ground-breaking Disney princess. See more exclusive details.

[i-am-renfield]

My blood pressure is spiking just thinking about all of the things on Dracula’s to-do list.

See me (Renfield), only in theaters April 14th.

[i-am-renfield]

guess which one is my favorite photo? hint: not the one with my boss (Dracula).

See me (Renfield), only in theaters April 14

[tubi]

Go deep on the kind of content you’re passionate about. Tubi. Free movies + TV.

[ethanmaldridge]

DEEPHAVEN is an illustrated gothic horror novel.

When Guinevere "Nev" Tallow receives an unexpected invitation to an exclusive boarding school, they flee to the academy to escape the ruins of their old life.

However, their chance at a fresh start is haunted by secrets of the school's past and a dark, ragged thing that stalks shadowy halls.

You can reserve your copy now at your bookshop of choice!

[aaknopf]

“If you grew up as a gamer you’ll feel seen by this beautifully told story. Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin is a must read!” —Neil Druckmann, creator, The Last Of Us Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow is the story of Sam and Sadie—two college friends, often in love, but never lovers—become creative partners in a dazzling and intricately imagined world of video game design, where success brings them fame, joy, tragedy, and, ultimately, a kind of immortality. It is a love story, but unlike any you have read before.

[kleefkruid]

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[kleefkruid]

Turns out the button actually makes vanilla extract

[dimension20official]

If you know someone who speaks dismissively of people working service or retail jobs, please remind them that they are bad.

[lynati]

“I want this service to exist because I love it and use it all the time, but I think the people providing me with this service should suffer and struggle.” <–  If that’s been your opinion, please reflect on what kind of person that makes you, and perhaps change said opinion.

[bernadette]

“I want this service to exist because I love it and use it all the time, but I think the people providing me with this service should suffer and struggle.” <– [tumblr] users to [tumblr] staff

[wordpressvip]

You other platforms can't deny That when a load time's more than an itty bitty wait And your boss is in your face You get...

The idea. 😏

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