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hi im al don't take me seriously. 27. also on @bg3posting

[whompthatsucker1981]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[cottagecub]

[wizardarchetypes]

found some pages crediting this photo to David Silverman. I couldn’t find the exact photo, but here are the same bears (mama and baby) from another angle <3

[riverpiracy]

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[grooveland]

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[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[dogpuppy]

[musrum]

tale as old as slime

[mwehgirl]

Everyone likes my wobbly yet determined steps

[ripempezardexerox]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[girldraki]