bernard spilsbury

He/him but if any of you homosexuals wants to have fun use any pronoun (or part of speech) you'd like to

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

🫁🫁🫁🫁

Oh these will come in handy! (I’ve got asthma).

Not the organ I was looking to replace to but beggars can’t be choosers…I suppose

(Pssst @bernard-spilsbury-coroner I think something might have escaped your drawer)

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

oh, pardon me!

I got a bit drunk last night and thought I had misplaced some things, so I’m glad you found them.

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

should i be you for halloween mr spilsbury

Who else should you be?

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

THE QUEERS ARE BACK!!

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

hi here I'm a fan of u how can I visit your workplace

die

and

OOOOOHHHH I HAVE FANS!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

[ewen-montagu-official]

you NEED to stop telling people about the… less legal… parts of my business

-@bernard-spilsbury-coroner

What??!! Someone's been leaking information about your extremely reputable and totally legal business???!!! That's crazy who would do such a thing

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

you would.

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

Is there a reason why my brother accidentally mentioned you when he was going on a rant about his work? Or is there something else going on?

- @ping-pong-diplomacy

no.

don’t ask him about William Martin though,

but there’s no connection between my business and the guy who DEFINITELY won’t (fake) crash his plane in Spain.

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

Twin 🥹

-

@very-trustworthy-coroner

holy fuck I didn’t know there was more of me

lowkey terrified but like…… 2 coroners are better than 1

[its-aster-here]

i love that Willie Watkins also goes “of course!” in response to if they trust Spilsbury. of course he would. they share an actor.

[patriotic-pilot]

well, he is a very trustworthy man!

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

I am~~~~~~~~

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

Favourite body to ever autopsy?

-🦝

that's confidential

(but I'm a sucker for a good bribe, so if you'd REALLY like to know~~~)

[stephdelacour]

Bernard Spilsbury, OBE (and Brian) reporting for duty at Operation Mincemeat's first Broadway preview

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

the resemblance is uncanny

[transmonty]

Does anyone fw my hat

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

I do

[sherlock-on-opium]

[bogusbyron-arthall]

so much spilsbury. so so much spilsbury. can you tell I like spilsbury. holy shit i like him so much.

surprise sweeney todd cameo...

mixed bag of various bullshit from the past few weeks . been enjoying traditional art again !

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

HOLY FUCK THIS LOOKS AMAZING

[renbugs-copper-crown]

im not energy enough to think of a caption help me out

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

luke is @ewen-montagu-official entering my office and Tom is @charles-cholmondeley-official entering my office

well, they both would be a lot further on the spectrum of joy - AAAAUUUGHHHHH but fuck it

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

For me? Why thank you~~~~

[bernard-spilsbury-coroner]

to every single human body (normal, living, dead, conscious, or unconscious) that’s ever ended up with me, I hope you have a wonderfully homosexual day.

No matter if we were together in a sexual way, professional way, of dramatic (but platonic) way

even the “heterosexual” ones, I know you definitely had something going on to end up with me.