BernieWhiskers

Whatever Takes My Wandering Interest...

[sabertoothwalrus]

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

[dankmemeuniversity]

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

Diane: I’m cold.

Dan: Here, take my jacket.

Yaz: I’m cold.

Doctor: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

[of-monsters-and-werewolves]

Twelve, still grieving his wife and hence wanting to avoid a companion falling for him again, meeting Bill: Ah, a lesbian!

Thirteen, meeting Yaz: Ah, a lesbian!

Thirteen:

Thirteen: wait

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

TinyOmens - The Summoning

See all TinyOmens comics either here on tumblr or on ao3 :).

[memeclassheroes]

[ninjapancake314]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@mama-germany

[jedi-valjean]

Move in together. Problem solved

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

[susiephone]

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

[rafawriter]

[quotemadness]

“Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.”

— Mark Haddon

[quotemadness]

“I’ve got this tiny pang of regret when I think of how much I have probably missed out on in the last few years because I was too scared to take a risk, or too shy to speak up, or too worried to be bold. It is my one wild and precious life, after all.”

— Jessi Kirby

[berniewhiskers]

I hope that one day one of my stories will be the story someone tells their friends about when they finish it because it made them feel something.

[quotemadness]

“What is a friend? We probably all have our own definitions. For me, it’s someone I don’t feel alone with. Who doesn’t bore me. Whose life I connect with and who takes reciprocal interest in my life. It’s someone I feel comfortable turning to when I need to be talked off the ledge, and for whom I am glad to return the favor. Just a few people in my life fit that bill.”

— Sophia Dembling

[quotemadness]

“I wanted nothing more than to feel something, but I didn’t know how to deal with what came after the feeling.”

— Julie Murphy

[quotemadness]

“The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you.”

— Unknown

[quotemadness]

“There’s no way to be one hundred percent sure about anyone or anything. So you’re left with a choice. Either hope for the best or just expect the worst.”

— Sarah Dessen

[quotemadness]

“I get it now. It’s hard to let someone find you in all the dark and twisty places inside, but eventually, you have to hope that they do, because that’s the beginning of everything.”

— Julia Walton

[breath-of-the-wild-prompts]

“For what I have done and have failed to do, I am sorry.”

“It’s not your fault, but ours for believing in you.”

[berniewhiskers]

This just gave me so many story ideas and I can't do anything about it right now, because I'm supposed to be working 🤣