Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do
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Claire Keane

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EXPECTATIONS
NASA
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Xuebing Du

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$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kiana Khansmith

bliss lane

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cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@ninjapancake314
Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do
Cat, as promised
chat I'm just finding out that there's no lotus eaters ?? There's no "my name is nobody"?? There's only one Cyclops?? There's no Poseidon??
LaCroix Odyssey
My favorite one yet- heres the creator
Is graphic design actually your passion for real?
Yes
No
longest nonstop flight you have been on?
i have never been on a plane
less than 2 hours
2-4 hours
4-6 hours
6-8 hours
8-10 hours
10-12 hours
12-14 hours
14-16 hours
more than 16 hours (!)
if you feel comfortable share the route and the time in your tags!
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"
*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all
YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.
People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae
The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!
What people think is the problem with going in Faerie Mounds: the food is cursed
What the actual problem is: Radon. So much radon.
Whenever I come back to Tumblr and check the activity, it’s always this post still getting some notes here and there.
"Are they good donuts?"
The Sparkler of the West lights my way!
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
ocean cheesecake ♡
@theunforgivenscone
You can teleport! How does it look?
Puff of smoke
Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone
Fading out of existence
PowerPoint animation
Transforming into a flock of crows
Portal
A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks
Exploding into confetti
Popping out of existence with no fanfare
Shooting yourself out of a cannon
The Secret Option (tell me)
i don't even want to teleport