Berry

[inthecityofgoodabode]

June 2021: Clumsy Squirrel & Echinacea

I heard a crash Thursday morning & looked over just in time to see this squirrel fall out of a tree. This is him looking embarrassed on our fence: 

Thursday blueberries: 

Friday blueberries:

The volunteer tomatoes that I identified as Juliets look a little odd.

This one is a little too big: 

These are oddly lobed: 

I think they are Juliet + tomato X hybrids. Can’t wait to see what they taste like: 

This volunteer looks like it is producing full-sized tomatoes. What kind? Only time will tell: 

There I was…: 

Trapped: 

When the hand of fate intervened: 

This may look like just a dried up lily scape but in the hands of a master with the proper mental state, it is as fine a sword as was ever forged. When we were young, my cousin & I dueled each other with such wicked blades:  

Silhouettes of two female Ruby-throated hummingbirds on our tomato trellis: 

[berry-oneandonly]

Saturday Strawberries

[reznwh0re]

you have two options:

take the red pill you get raspberry

take the blue pill you get

blue raspberry

[berry-oneandonly]

Well what about them STRAWBERRY'S!

[reznwh0re]

fool, tHERE ARE ONLY TWO

TWO! OPTIONS!

and yet you chose violence.

[berry-oneandonly]

Well if I chose violence then there's obviously more than 2 options.

[reznwh0re]

you have two options:

take the red pill you get raspberry

take the blue pill you get

blue raspberry

[berry-oneandonly]

Well what about them STRAWBERRY'S!

[berry-oneandonly]

This is canabilism at it's finest.

[berry-oneandonly]

Peom cause why not

Roses are red,

some berries are blue.

My uncle is dead,

and the culprit is you.

EDIT: autocorrect somehow thought is is said

Edit Edit: poen

[berry-oneandonly]

I have come here for fame and glory for I am what all fear. The One And Only BERRY!

Along with this proclamation I have a poem.

Calming blue, Vicious red,

Golden crisp, or black as lead,

I love you,

My berry boo,

And that's because...

I am you!