Tree's ramblings

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[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[chai-penguin]

On Isolation

[chai-penguin]

[berryness]

Extra boobah and tempting offers from my webtoon.

He's totally eating her.

I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.

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[makrustic]

Moments in time, preserved through sentiments Twitter | Ko-Fi | Patreon

[lillhappycloud]

Bite.

I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.

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[residentevil2remake]

[dustbunnystudios]

I wrote Gilly back in 2020 during the lockdown & the release of Animal Crossing. I've released it w/ some much-needed edits & illustrations. You can read it all on this thread or on Tapas, it gets sad though, fair warning!

[pataliemortman]

the episode where Bojack’s mom dies is probably one of the best episodes of television

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[monsieurenjlolras]

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

[monsieurenjlolras]

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

[birdandmoon]

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[levymcgarden55]

Congrats little buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[id: a tiktok of different clips of cats trying to drink water but failing. One tries to lick the spout, two different ones have its head pressed up against the spout but are still licking, and another drinks milk next to a sink and it seems to be getting more milk in the sink than in its mouth.]

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like “woahhh. A cat….that’s sad. That’s deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this”

So the producer assigned to the project was like “okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I’m thinking a cast of about 5 and–”

And ALW was like “no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I’ve taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this”

And the producer was like “wh– you– wh– do you even have. a plot”

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said “the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)”

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[castielcampbell]

[zsnes]

grand wizard and his young apprentice

[zicygomar]

These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.

[ame-gosh]

[powerburial]

i can finally die in peace

[jikebox]

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[mysharona1987]

[uncommon-etc]

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

[crumplelush]

I remember reading about a white European of some flavour who had overstayed their visa and wanted to go home but couldn’t afford the plane ticket. They tried to turn themselves in to ICE to get deported, and were straight up told “we’re not looking for people like you”