Michaela

I like d&d a normal, healthy amount. 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

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The DMs reacting to Emily Axford’s dnd batshittery:

Aabria: YES!

Matt: Yes, and…

Brennan: No, but…

Murph, her literal husband: No, you absolute maniac.

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I made a thing enjoy

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the mighty nein episodes 1-6: campaign Essek come home the kids miss you

the mighty nein episode 7: THERE’S MY LAWFUL EVIL WIZARD

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“Little Spark” WRAP IT UP 😭

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Did anyone else think of Dungeons and Daddies during Deadpool and Wolverine? No? Just me?

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“Blimey.”

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If I had a nickel for every time British Kristen said blimey, succeeded on a game breaking check (which was supposed to be made by regular Kristen) that subsequently made Brennan quit and Zac become DM…. I’d have two nickels…. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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“Blimey.”

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Someone needs to make a Magnus Archives animatic to The Fine Print by The Stupendium and I’m artistically challenged so it can’t be me.

Like??? Do we see the vision???

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Sorry dad.

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I was inspired.

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This is so much funnier now that we know that Hank has recorded an entire season of Dimension 20 with Brennan

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Since I am incapable of not spreading my hyperfixations like a plague… my dad has started listening to naddpod on his commute to work. And when I tell you he gets MAD like genuinely upset when Em, Jake and Caldwell do stupid shit. He is so invested and he hates himself for it. He will literally yell at his car. He sympathizes with Murph so much. He comes home and will rant about something dumb that Hardwon did or something impulsive that Bev did. The only character he respects is Paw Paw. Paw Paw can do no wrong.

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Love, Me Normally

Transcript:

Sparrow: So if you just, like act super cool and normal at this dance and you have a fun date that goes normal and is- is not weird, and you take off that mascot suit and maybe, like, wear deodorant, I think everything will be cool. And I'll be proud of you, and then…

Normal: W—

Sparrow: [softly] Yeah!

Freddie: Woah.

Normal: You're not proud of me?

Sparrow: [quick, important, pause] Nah I mean, I love you a lot. I don't know proud— Proud is like, I want to show you to people and be like, “This is my son!” And I definitely don't want to do that—

Anthony: Lark's like—

Lark: Ah pah-pah!

Freddie: Oh my God.

Lark: Pah-pah! No, nuh, he doesn't— I mean, he doesn't— he means what he's saying. He doesn't mean to mean what he's... Agh!

Anthony: Lark starts hitting himself, he’s like—

Scary: Hey, why are you being such a d*ck?

Lark: It's doing stuff to us. It’s—

Normal: Uh— It’s— It—

Lark: It's the drunkness, and also it's this place that we're in. He wouldn't be saying that if he was just sloshed at home.

Normal: Well, he'd be thinking it though, right?

Lark: I mean, uh— [stutters]

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glenn close

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love how often bob is lowkey dming like “gertrude walks in and she sees a bunch of humans and elves in the tavern” okay babe does she tho?? she’s made to be a dm, like spiritually he’s already halfway behind the dm screen, i am so hype for the future season with bob the dm

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This is literally how my 90 year old grandma plays dnd lmao she deadass is like “oh this guy? He’s mean to his family I kill him.” and I have to be like GRANNY NO WHEN DID I SAY THAT HE’S LITERALLY JUST A GUY

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✨I think I’ve seen this film before✨

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Not the rowdy, horny, violent podcast about dick jokes and dad jokes making me WEEP again.