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Cosimo Galluzzi

Discoholic šŖ©
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styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@theartofmadeline
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@lovatic4ever14
ā¦ā¦his own famĀ
no fuck you
when science and alcohol meet <3
This bartender gets all of the tips⦠everā¦
HOW DOES THIS WORK
Science side of tumblr please tell us how the hell this is possible
The colored liquids have different densities!Ā The Red is the most dense so itās at the bottom, and so forth with the colors.
ok we are happy now thank you
Nicki Minaj:
āI demand that I climax. I think women should demand that. I have a friend whoās never had an orgasm in her life. In her life! That hurts my heart. Itās cuckoo to me. We always have orgasm interventions where we, like, show her how to do stuff. Weāll straddle each other, saying, āYou gotta get on him like that and do it like this.ā She says sheās a pleaser. Iām a pleaser, but itās fifty-fifty.ā
No Justice No Peace (8/8/15): Seriously, listen to this video and the dispatch call. Supposedly, video from the dealership will be released in the next 48 hours, but Lord knows how doctored that will be, and the police are waffling on whether they have any video at all right now. They murdered that boy, plain and simple. Prayer for the young king Christian Taylorās family. Rest in power. #staywoke
Didnāt she fucking tell her?
I donāt think i will ever get over thisā¦Ā
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard. FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet. GREY: You leave me with jumbled words. RED: Iām in love with you. PINK: I have a crush on you. TURQUOISE: Youāre hot. CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me. TEAL: We have quite a lot in common. BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush. ORANGE: I dislike your page. YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME. WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME. GREEN: I find you cute. BLACK: I would date you. BROWN: I dislike you.
Ya know, I wanna get mad at forced memes by corporations in an attempt to act āhipā, but I feel Olive Garden is the one place that is perfectly allowed to use this one
Finally.
Fucking accurate
Whoa
can we just. because I cant.Ā
itās weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience thatās actually gonna buy a fuckn bra
If it were aimed toward women, it would be like āTHIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WONāT WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESSā
SOOOOLD
THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, ITāS NOT GONNA TANGLE, ITāS MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR ITāS INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRAāS GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AINāT RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE.Ā
You had me at āthis bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24/7ā
You had me at āpocketsā
Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO
DO THIS SHIT
*is respectful during the opening acts at concerts even if iām not feeling the music because im a decent human being*
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.Ā
Wish they had these I high school
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
im losing my mind
My white friendās mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust
do poc not eat chicken and vegetablesĀ ?
Lmfao look at this comment
Iām so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something
The joke is that yaāll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.
im losing my mind
My white friendās mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust
do poc not eat chicken and vegetablesĀ ?
Lmfao look at this comment
Iām so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something
The joke is that yaāll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.