the wold’s frst 30 feeted hamster

caden • 23 • they/he

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

[noahbod1y]

i'm reading phm right now for the first time and my favorite thing so far is stratt putting a post-it note on grace's forehead while he was sleeping on the aircraft carrier so i doodled it

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[datura-45]

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[datura-45]

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 5/?

Bonus:

[mumblesplash]

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

[defendglobe]

project hail mary but grace's translation program uses that awful fucking default tiktok TTS voice for rocky instead.

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[sunny-sourzii]

They make me sick btw

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[thats-ee]

I’m POSITIVE he went viral on the holonet during the clone wars and she had everything to do with it

[fuckyour20s]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[rayyzor]

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!!!!!

Au where nothing hurts and everyone is alive.