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I've been playing Tomodachi Life and there's a whole drama saga going on with Faith Seed that I just HAVE to share

So to start off with she meets Harry Styles and falls in love with him, like really deeply in love. She even stalks him a bit. But as she's walking away from Harry who does she spot but Randy Hickey from the show My Name Is Earl! She takes one look at him and is head over heels!

She is CAPTIVATED by this man, described by his own brother as "borderline artistic". One look at Randy and she forgot all about Harry. But Randy is such a sweet, loving, person (but more than a bit stupid) that he would be perfect for Faith.

Randy doesn't let on if he has feelings for Faith or not, but he does sweet things with her, like the time he read her Goodnight Moon (I don't judge, he's not a strong reader). They hang out together regularly and are pals.

I mean they even discuss the important stuff, they're getting close.

This doesn't stop her from trying to get his attention, though, even if he may not fully understand her intentions. He probably just thinks she's being a good friend, with no other motives. I mean, she IS currently living with Joseph Seed (who has a crush on her because of course he does) who is forming Eden's Gate on the island and has 2 active participants that aren't his siblings. So who knows what Randy is aware of.

But then, everything changed when Niall Horan leveled up

Niall Horan leveled up, so naturally I gave him a guitar. He never wants to put that thing down, just like the real Niall.

He's written songs for Faith at least twice, and every time Randy feels the need to come over and stand near them. Not sure if that means he's catching feelings for Faith, though. But Niall has this undeniable rizz that's pulling Faith in, so Randy better act quick if he's gonna get with a cultist queen like Faith

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Who should Faith Seed choose, Harry Styles or Randy from My Name Is Earl?

Randy Hickey

Randall "Randy" Dew Hickey (born November 16, 1977) is the dimwitted younger brother of Earl Hickey, who helps Earl to complete items on the

I put the wiki in so you can make an informed decision

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Niall during rehearsals for the Today Show | June 12, 1026

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He looks like a dad at a surprisingly good little league game

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I lost my sweet guinea pig, Reese’s (the lovely brown one) a week ago and it’s been insanely difficult. I still have 3 other guinea pigs but when dinner time rolls around and I got the whole family squeaking at me, it’s really tough not to notice Reese’s absence.

I took her to the vet last Tuesday to get a mass removed from her uterus, and despite the mass being 1/3 of her body weight, the vet said she was doing well after surgery. It was minimally invasive and she was eating and drinking. I thought “wow, what a miracle that she’s still alive”. But I jinxed it, 1AM Wednesday night I get the phone call that no pet parent wants to hear, Reese’s had died suddenly and couldn’t be revived. They had syringe fed her and she took it like a champ (just like she did the pain/anti inflammatory medication she was taking pre-surgery) but a half hour later they go to check on her and she’s gone.

I have a lot of regrets about her death. Part of me wishes I had never taken her into surgery, or gotten her in sooner. Maybe if I did either of those things she would still be here. But in the end, I got to take her home and be with her one last time. I cut off a piece of an old blanket I have had since childhood, and wrapped her up in it like I used to do when she was little. She’s now buried in my backyard with the other pets we have lost, so she’s in good company

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I didn’t give it a chance

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Made a compilation video of some Tomodachi Life funny moments!

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So this is what Sharky watches when I’m not looking

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So there's a VERY juicy plot developing on my Tomodachi Life island. We have Joseph Seed trying to get miis on my island to join his cult.

Joseph has trying to befriend a lot of miis, so when they become best friends, I take that as they've joined the cult. So far he's gotten Walter Finch (from What Remains of Edith Finch) and Luther Hargreeves (from Umbrella Academy) to join as new members. Luther in particular seems to be his right hand man since Joseph's brother John has married Walter's mom, Edie, and settled down into a quiet domestic life. Joseph's other brother, Jacob, has been focusing on his newfound passion for being a fashion model.

But Eden's Gate doesn't have a stranglehold on this island, my newest OC, Annie-Mae, is a VERY devout catholic (despite being a hentai star and a raging alcoholic) and has teamed up with my Project Zomboid OC, Dante Higgens, and Masshole Miku, to create a rival cult called the Jesus Freaks. They're rivals to Eden's Gate and are battling over influence over the islands newest residents, One Direction. So far Joseph has been sweet talking Niall but hasn't made a solid connection yet, and Niall seems kind of oblivious to Joseph's intentions. Joseph's been scoping out whether the rest of the band is going to be an easy catch, but so far none are interested and Louis is only playing along to get Joseph away from Niall.

Then there's a new upstart group that doesn't want Eden's Gate nor Jesus Freaks to have influence and is kind of the neutral ground in all this. It started as a pact between Diego Hargreeves (Luther's brother) and Sharky Boshaw that either side is pure bullshit. Then Sam Finch (Walter's brother/John's stepson) joined the group and talked to Harry Styles, and Harry also joined the neutral group.

I shall see where this leads to. Also, I have links to the wiki's and will post pics of the characters involved so you get an idea for how utterly ridiculous this truly is

Umbrella Academy Wiki

Far Cry Wiki

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No need to be a dick about it Viktor, damn

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Meet Annie-Mae! On the outside, she's what someone who doesn't watch anime thinks all female anime characters look like. On the inside, she's a VERY vocal Catholic who will only drink beer if it's pride themed

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I put Joseph Seed on the island and now he's trying to recruit One Direction into Eden's Gate

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Of all the things to be passionate about

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Maybe now he’ll stop being a freak (he won’t)

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Island Update: Joseph keeps trying to get Luther to commit to Eden's Gate. Luther seems to draw the line at living together but he'll go along with whatever Joseph says. I think Joseph's looking for a right hand man now that John's got a wife and 5 dead kids

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Holy shit, they got maried!

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Dante finally found a friend who can match his freak

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Some Tomodachi Life screenshots because this game tickles my tism