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[animatejournal]

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

[pastebun]

important addition

[isabellecantread]

we polled one trans woman and she said "hi"

[creepymutelilbugger]

we pulled one trans woman in a big red wagon and she said “wheee”

[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[guillotinedream]

Its because he’s so personable i wouldn’t know he was the mayor if he wasnt wearing the suit. I’d be like, oh look its some chill guy Zohran. he puts the suit on and im like MAYOR MAMDANI?! in a very doofenschmirtz voice

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @just-an-herb

[chalroe]

From Lost In Translation by @quekerahkerah (which is so fun, go read it rn!!!)

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[targetedknowledge]

[modlich-303]

[memorycycle]

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

[gooeykit]

you would make this post

[memorycycle]

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[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[dogtooth-kyonodontes]

The sound she makes kills me for some reason

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