Odin Bestfather

Marvel Odin blog

[when-november-ends]

"i asked ChatGPT", "i asked Grok", well i asked Odin and he raised an eyebrow at me and told me to figure it out myself

[bestodin]

Aye.

Heed not the empty words of the bubbling cauldron of fractured script.

[hedgehogoftime]

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

[bestodin]

I, Odin Bestfather, hear these slanderous accusations, and plead in my defense. Twas extremely funny. Yay, I say, mine holy son, Thor Odinson, solved the problem flawlessly, for as he spared not the hammer, not were the mops spared in their janitorial duties for days to come.

[shawnfreki]

The Wild Hunt of Odin, 1872 by Peter Nicolai Arbo.

[akarii-memes]

Send "Rumor Has It..." And a rumor about my muse and see how they respond.

[important-animal-images]

[bestodin]

How in blazes that man cannot anticipate the cat by the door after the umpteenth time.

Loki, call the Hellenic water god. Let him know we have his cat, twas chasing selkies by thine Mother's fjord.

@worstloki

[worstloki]

Oomf. Oomf. AUGH

[bestodin]

*Reading newspaper*

[bestodin]

Hmm, did someone say something?

[worstloki]

You horrid old man.

AUGH.

OOMF..

[bestodin]

Ah, Loki.

Continue on thine "sick beat".

*Flips newspaper back up*

[worstloki]

Oomf. Oomf. AUGH

[bestodin]

*Reading newspaper*

[bestodin]

Hmm, did someone say something?

[worstloki]

Oomf. Oomf. AUGH

[bestodin]

*Reading newspaper*

[bestodin]

What is Sleipnir's favourite snack? Do you use him for breeding? Have any of his foals showed any special properties? Does he have any bad habits?

Sleipie likes baked and cooled pumpkin, no I don't use him for breeding. He likes licking my head right before big speeches and is why I started wearing helms outside of battle.

[woodelf68]

(Ignore the fact that Sleipnir’s legs are starting up way too high; this was just a quick sketch in ink on a small piece of notepad paper.)

[bestodin]

Forgive thine Bestfather for this horribly long delay.

This belongth upon thine sacred cold box.

[i-am-a-fish]

YOU ARE GORGEOUS

enjoy the rest of your day thank you

[i-am-a-fish]

NO I CHANGED MY MIND I'M BACK

you also are very smart

okay now you can go

[i-am-a-fish]

you're also dehydrated

[bestodin]

Thee art a kind fish

[worstloki]

Save me Tesseract

[worstloki]

Tesseract save me

[worstloki]

[bestodin]

Thine Allfather supports you and thine Poly Cube, Loki.

[illustratus]

Odin, the Northern God of War by Valentine Cameron Prinsep

[jessiarts]

Made another design in my series of pride Norse designs that I'm creating as a fuck you to nazis appropriating the runes and other symbols in hopes that if we can make designs of them that are so blatantly gay they won't want to touch them anymore. (Previous designs: Pride Loki Runes | Be Gay, Do Pride )

It's Yggdrasil (Norse tree of life) with the colors of the original pride flag in the tree/branches surrounded by rings in the colors of the triangle of the progress flag (representing BIPOC, Trans, and Intersex) (Design is transparent. Grey background is for visibility purposes)

Just like the previous designs, I'll be hosting the full-res file of this design as a free download on my Ko-Fi for people to use to make their own apparel/stickers/whatever. And also hosted on Threadless for those who can't print them on stuff themselves (or just don't feel like it) but still want something with this design on it. Each sale will also make an automatic donation to various LGBT+ charities like The Trevor Project and the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network.

I'll be making more of these designs and also be taking requests for a bit if there are any pride rune/Norse designs anyone might want to see made, feel free to just drop them in my ask box!

[Edit: For some reason linking to the download on Ko-Fi hides this post in tags. No idea why, because the other posts were/are fine, but anyway there's a link to my Ko-Fi in my pinned post. Apologies for the inconvenience.]

[madcat-world]

The Wild Hunt - AnatoFinnstark

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}

[bestodin]

Huginn, twenty twenty three kristinnreckoning hath past, how doth thine quest to obtain for mine sons a fifth station of play?

KAW-KAW

Wall's Market you say?

KAW

Hrumph! Yes, it needs the disc player!

[the-dwarven-viking]

[BRUNHILD, spoken]

We are the Valkyrjur

Goddesses of death

And proclaimers of heroes

[KARA, spoken]

Heroes like Æsa-Thor

[HLÖKK, spoken]

Honey you mean Æsa-thic

Woohoo, I'd like to make some sweet music—

[BRUNHILD, spoken]

Our story actually begins long before Æsa-Thor

Many eons ago

(sung)

Back when the world was new

The realm of Jord was down on her luck

And everywhere gigantic brutes called Jotnar ran amok

[KARA]

It was a nasty place!

There was a mess wherever you stepped

[BRUNHILD]

Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

[KARA, spoken]

Woo! Sing it girlfriend

[Valkyrjur]

But then along came Odin

[BRUNHILD]

He hurled Gungnir

[Valkyrjur]

He zapped

[BRUNHILD]

Locked those suckers in a vault

[Valkyrjur]

They're trapped

And on his own stopped chaos in its track

And that's the Hamaval truth

The guy was too type Æ to just relax

[HJÖKK]

And that's the world's first dish

[KARA, spoken]

Yeah, baby

[ÖLRÚN]

Odin tamed the Ash tree while still in his youth

[Valkyrjur]

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the hamaval truth

On Gold Asgarz, life was neat

And smooth as sweet mead

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the hamaval truth

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I'M IN LOVE!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 YOU'RE A GENIUS, FRIEND!!!

[bestodin]

^.~