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Scorpio Sun/Moon•Leo Rising Just another brick in the wall Slytherin/Thunderbird

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All of the signs being kidnapped together

Aries:"K guys we're 12 he's 1 we can take him"

Taurus:"Everyone shut the fuck up and don't listen to Aries the guy has a fkn gun"

Gemini:ready to fight this guy with Aries

Cancer:Trying to keep calm but is choking back many sobs

Leo:Is really pissed off because they can't do anything but they want to

Virgo:Trying to think of a really good escape plan

Libra:Is talking to kidnapper trying to convince him to let everyone go

Scorpio:*is lowkey calling 911 because they hid their phone in their bra*

Sagittarius:"If I kick the gun out of his hand you can take him out"

Capricorn:Thinking about their families and starting to cry

Aquarius:Standing in front of Scorpio so they don't get caught

Pisces:Realizes how doomed everyone is

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Jacon Milan on Instagram: "All 12 zodiac signs have been kidnapped 🙃 who will make it out alive !? ‼️🤷🏾‍♂️🗣 . . . #horoscope #horoscopes #zo

Jacon Milan shared a post on Instagram: "All 12 zodiac signs have been kidnapped 🙃 who will make it out alive !? ‼️🤷🏾‍♂️🗣 . . . #horoscope #

Someone recreated this as a video hahaha, love it (except for some changes)😂

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TikTok

How I see Taurus

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How I see Aries

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How I see Pisces

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How I see Aquarius

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How I see Capricorns

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How I see Sagittarius’

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How I see Scorpios

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How I see Libras

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Hey guys! Follow me on tiktok under the same handle :)

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Signs as Big Little Lies Characters

Renata Klein: Capricorn

Celeste Wright: Scorpio

Madeline Mackenzie: Gemini

Jane Chapman: Aquarius

Bonnie Carlson: Leo

Ed Mackenzie: Taurus

Perry Wright: Cancer

Nathan Carlson: Sagittarius

Mary-Louise Wright: Libra

Abigail Carlson: Pisces

Dr. Amanda Reisman: Virgo

Gordon Klein: Aries

[bestrology]

hypocrites

Aries: wants everyone to love them but can't love anybody back

Taurus: wants people to appreciate what they do for them but forgets to appreciate people

Gemini: is the flakiest person alive but hates when people flake on them

Cancer: is highly emotional but hates when people are too emotional around them

Leo: is super flirty with everyone and it means nothing but hates when people flirt with them when it means nothing

Virgo: wants people to be direct with what they want from them but is constantly passive aggressive while hoping you catch on

Libra: wants everyone to support them but forgets to support others

Scorpio: wants to read your every thought but hates when people are intrusive

Sagittarius: wants respect and to be heard but is oblivious to the wants of others

Capricorn: is impassive but hates when people are expressionless

Aquarius: wants you to be there for them always but can't be there for you ever

Pisces: is preoccupied mentally all the time but hates when people can't give them their full attention

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Cause of death

*dies from embarrassment after coughing more than 4 times in a row in a public place*

[astroalive]

There is no such thing as the “worst” or “best” zodiac sign.

Each sign has its positives and negatives in each position and you can’t judge people by just their sun sign so calm down tumblr.

p.s. just because you don’t get along very well with a sign doesn’t make them the “worst”

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fuck libras

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iT HAS BEGUN

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astroalive: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius

cockstrology: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

onceuponastrology: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[bestrology]

hii could you upload the short story i cant find in anywhereeee skdklsad

Yes when I get home !!

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JACE PROPOSED TO CLARY IN “A LONG CONVERSATION” AT THE END OF LADY MIDNIGHT

[birbbyday]

ASDLFKJASDKLJADKLSADJKLSF THIS ISN’T IN THE KINDLE COPY WHY IS MY BOOK NOT HERE YET

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I'm freaking out omg the feels

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JACE PROPOSED TO CLARY IN "A LONG CONVERSATION" AT THE END OF LADY MIDNIGHT