And Then... I Wake Up

[baawri]

[praial]

[shadowwhisper123-deactivated201]

[acoustic-soull]

Memories

[ruinedchildhood]

[handsomedogs]

Pitbulls are so aggressive

[dailyghibli]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via odysseypeach)

[jesperfahey]

rest in peace to carrie frances fisher (October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016)

[ghivrti]

[trumpetangst]

replace all clarinets with cockatiels NOW

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[pisswizzard]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[lusingata]

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

So having waited my entire life to get an award for something, I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. I’m apparently very good at it and am honored for it regularly.

Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking (via theprincessleia)

[hellyeahthomassanders]

I Shall Be a Strict Dad 👨🏻 by Thomas Sanders

[cpt-hawk]

This has literally been my entire plan for if I become a parent.

[closedcaptioned-videos]

Dad: [angry] Okay! This is the last straw!

[ Dad holds up a straw ]

Dad: [calmly] Are you gonna need it?

[Dad and Son giggle]

[writing-prompt-s]

You wander through the ruins of a once mighty city. There you see a man grinning at you, wearing a rusted crown.

[dr33g-remade]

You ask him why the fuck would he wear an iron crown. And how the hell he got it wet enough for it to tarnish. At least gilde it so the outside looks gold and it doesn’t tarnish. What the fuck.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

He gets really defensive about it, like weirdly defensive. Oh, oh, he says, oh, I’m sorry I don’t, like, carry gilding materials around. Sorry I’m not prepared like you. Where’s your crown, huh? You don’t have one? I didn’t think so. Watch yourself.

[petapeta]

[howab0utn0]

“nobody fucking helps me in this house”

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

Carrie Fisher hiding in the trash cans on the backlot of the Star Wars set, 1976

Carrie Fisher inside a trash can while doing promotion for The Empire Strikes Back, 1980