sup

stressed local bisexual

[dwarvishring]

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3

[vintar]

through all this trans stuff every healthcare person i’ve had to talk to has sooner or later put on their sad bastard voice and tentatively asked what’s going to happen with my ltr, and when i go “oh he’s cool with it, no worries” they do that particular little “uh-huh” that’s the polite version of oh this poor delusional dumbass etc

and like i know that transitioning torpedoes a lot of relationships but today rabbit woke up and the very first thing he said, head still on the pillow, was “if you’re going to be a guy, you’re going to get shit from other guys if you can’t do push-ups. don’t worry, i’ll show you how to do them!!” and then a moment later, eyes wide, went “oh my god. i’m going to teach you to drive stick.”

[vintar]

okay the prize for the funniest reaction for this particular line of questioning goes to a specialist i see for something unrelated, because when he asked “and what does your husband think of that?”, i wasn’t feeling up for getting into it and just went “well he’s bi so he doesn’t care”

and this absolutely hit him for six, and he went “and what do YOU think about THAT?!”, which caught me off guard in turn, so i said “well i am too, so… positively?”

and he just stared out the window in deep thought stroking his beard for a good ten-fifteen seconds in silence before going, contemplatively: 

“i didn’t know that could happen.”

patient changing gender: well that shouldn’t interact with your medication, you’ll just need to change some paperwork, let the girls at the front desk know

the conceptual existence of bi4bi relationships: ??????????????

[theforce]

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

[the-hug-department]

and I

DON’T WANT

THE WORLD

to see me

Cuz I DON’T THINK that THEY’D UNDERSTAND

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Debatable. Go support me on twitter or leave tips!

[peerieweirdo]

i dont know the context but i cant stop watching this tiktok

the drama???? the energy???? the facial expressions???

this brings me joy i cant explain

[peerieweirdo]

this is what DND should feel like

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[neiljostensucks]

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

[antique-scarecrow]

need for joy & comfort

revenge/self-protection fantasy

exploration of personal trauma

grief processing

[spaceeballs]

[radicalurbanista]

Police defund communities in part through the protection they require by the state. From settlements and lawsuits to infrastructure and walls, police take society’s resources to terrorize communities of color and protect private property.

[audio-asexual]

If they are setting this up, it’s with the anticipation that the murderer will walk away or serve bare minimum time

If that doesn’t tell you the criminal justice system we have, then idk what else will

[radicalurbanista]

in addition to this fencing and barbed wire traps, the city is planning to spend over $1.1 million on "communication" to spread the city's spin on the trial (apparently they cancelled the influencer part after backlash, but $1,169,500 was meant for other forms)

[haunted-meatsack]

So this is the level of YA distopia novel we're in.

[eastcoastdruid]

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

[onlyonekenobi]

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

[sandersstudies]

I swear my cishet husband sometimes wakes up in the morning like “time to be an ally to my bisexual wife by being just a little bit performative” but it’s okay because I love him

[sandersstudies]

The cashier had a pride mask on and my husband whispered to me “I want to tell her I like her mask but I feel like it might be weird.”

[sandersstudies]

My husband will see a piece of pride merch and just put it in front of my face even if it has nothing to do with me and will just be like “this seems like something... you would like”

[sandersstudies]

Husband: *sees a rainbow*

Husband: hmm. Wife.

[dogiloveturtles]

ma'am, it seems as if your husband is one of them himbos

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

8. i can’t eat spicy foods and i respect y’all for that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

9. I really dunno how much spice is correct.

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

10. what the fuck are white people names

[not-today-thx]

11. yes we really do only use salt im so sorry

[goldenavenger02]

12. I’m white and get in trouble for spicing food

[tinystark-blog]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

Also making white jokes is funny anyway, and a good excuse when something is spicy and your dad is judging you for your whiteness-

[chaotic-emo-pigeon]

13: sometimes we really do just look like vampires

[your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace]

14. (idk if someone already put this) they’re usually kinda true and will make me laugh for fucking hours man

[partyinvalhalla]

15. Yes, we are , in fact, obsessed with cheese.

[the-suicide-effect]

[notcaptainjack]

[catmilks]

that thursday feeling.

reading depressioncomix inspired me to do a little comic about my own day-to-day experience.

[elfgrandfather]

I’ve seen some comments on this being like “Oh he’s way too active this isn’t how severe clinical depression works!” which makes me a little sad because implying everyone’s experience of depression must be just like yours is insulting. This comic is about how depression still deeply affects me despite my attempts at a normal life but that it becomes almost mundane, you take a break to cry and scream and feel sorry for yourself but then you have to go back to doing whatever. I have almost no energy but I gotta live.

Saying you need to constantly be at your lowest and most dysfunctional in order to have Real Clinical Depression isn’t realistic. Learning to cope with this illness that will likely haunt me my whole life isn’t a bad thing.

[pollyjean]

when covid ends i will be kissing all my friends on the lips in greeting like an italiana mobster

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol …

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: … I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy