Hodgepodge

[depsidase]

[redgoldsparks]

Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

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[dduane]

When you see something sensible; Reblog it. :)

[saywhat-politics]

Things Charlie Kirk Said

[depsidase]

[mysharona1987]

[badpsychicadvice]

Bat Boy: A History

Bat Boy has been with me at supermarket check out aisles since 1992, when he knocked Nessie off the front page of Weekly World News. I missed the Alligator Man (MISSING LINK????) but grew accustomed to tracking the seasons by Bat Boy's latest plight.

Bat Boy, for some reason, was ever only photographed at one angle and with one facial expression, but Weekly World News knew how to re-use photos of Nessie and hubcap UFOs for years before this. They milked that one stock image for all it was worth. I mean, Bat Boy was very real, of course. Weekly World News just couldn't be bothered to take another photo of him, or of anything, really. One was enough.

Bat Boy was often in danger. I worried for him. The world seemed set against him for some reason. He couldn't help being part Bat, part Boy. Can any of us?

Bat Boy went on to graduate high school. Maybe that only happened in my head. Anyway, here's a coloring book page of him. I did this in honor of Bat Boy and his struggle to escape a government lab. We all have a government lab to escape. Enjoy coloring Bat Boy.

[badpsychicadvice]

[the-hug-department]

I think about Bat Boy a minimum of once a week

[existennialmemes]

Charles Manson never killed a single person with his own hands. He was still held accountable for the murders his rhetoric led others to commit.

Thinking about this for absolutely no reason.

[siiisiiiiii]

Andrei Svechnikov found dead in nashville

[saywhat-politics]

If a democrat was assassinated could you imagine what would be going on right now?

[characterssaythedarnestthings]

"We are going to defeat Dracula with two things: Garlic, and the ✨Power Of Friendship ✨💕💫😻😽😸🥳🫶🤩🥰🥰. Here, I made crucifix Friendship bracelets! 🥰✝️📿" - Abraham Van Helsing, Dracula

[thedemonandpriest]

PSA: Don't fly your airplane over those jugglers. It'll take hours to scrape these things off

[sufficientlylargen]

It's interesting that they only seem to hit certain parts of the plane. Maybe we just need to put some sort of armor over those specific areas to prevent juggler damage.

[the-hug-department]

I thought this said Juggalo

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

[80scifi]

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

[doctorbutler]

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

[luimnigh]

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

[animentality]

[departmentq]

[theconcealedweapon]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[busket]

sometimes I think about how rattlesnakes are starting to adapt to bite immediately instead of using their rattle as a warning, because this defense mechanism that says "im here! im frightened! don't come close or ill bite you" has instead ilicited a reaction of "oh fuck a rattlesnake, i should kill it"

so of course every snake that has the instinct to warn humans of its presence gets killed, and only the snakes that bite first and dont make themselves known get to survive. a human who's been bitten is too worried about his swelling ankle to decapitate a snake with a shovel.

it's a good example of how humans make the world more dangerous for ourselves by believing that we have mastery and ownership of it. we think we have the power and importance to control the life around us down to the snakes and insects, but every animal fights for life. and no animal thinks that any human is more important than it's own life.

[the-hug-department]

This is why my parents taught me that if you hear a rattlesnake, YOU WALK AWAY AND LEAVE IT ALONE. Bc nature adapts, and now the rattlesnakes won't warn you, they'll just bite. Good job y'all 😒