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cockwiki

geode-to-joy

The generational divide came and punched them in the face

danceintheskies

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

blexinthecity

tea

danceintheskies

girl it’s milk

kineticpenguin

Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me

lost-my-leeches

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

worstdoctorsyndrome

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I've felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

theauspolchronicles

Natalie Joyce (Barnaby Joyce’s ex-wife) has become a professional bodybuilder. She’s 49 and getting shredded. Heck yeah. Be the muscle woman you want to see in the world.

theauspolchronicles

Reminder.

zvrt

lost-broken786-deactivated20200

pipistrellus

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

cungadero

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

teddie-bear

It’s called gleeking you fools

everythingfox

Look at this fluffy cow

kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

tsoki

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

airframeextender

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

black-geek-supremacy

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

paramud

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

kinetic-elaboration

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

itsthemissa-deactivated20260331

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

warmhappycat

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

el-roumroum

Just so you know, muslimas wearing burkini are invading public swimming pools against secular rules, feminist culture and basic hygiene are called by activists “The new Rosa Parks”. One was fighting to have the right to be treated as equal with white people and live by the same rules the others are fighting to be have a special treatment and live by their own rules among the others

heavensghost

I will let u in on a lil secret. i cannot accept the fact that i exist

yourbigsisnissi

I think people would make much better decisions when it comes to dating if they stopped focusing on things like weddings and babies and instead focused on things like funerals and disappointment. What I mean is when I think about who I want to marry, I can’t just stop at who I want to meet at the altar. Because when you’re thinking about the person you want to spend your natural life with, that means the person who will be by your side when life is hard. When your parents die. When you lose your job. When your child is hurt. When bill can’t get paid. And when all of those painful moments come, you have to think “is this the person i want by my side? Is this the person who will be generous and giving when I’m in need? Is this the person who will find the words to soothe my aching heart? Is this the person that when I look across the room through tearful eyes, I want to, need to see their face?”

What I’m saying is when you’re thinking till death do us part, you really have to listen to the whole vow. The commitment is more than just walking down the isle. Its who you want to walk through life with.