[valtsv]

this oedipal ain't shit

[valtsv]

hang on a second why does my wife look kind of like my... no. surely not.

[valtsv]

gouged out my eyes 👍

[huffylemon]

[dailyozyellow]

Day 30: sudoku failure...

Can someone pls prove him wrong?

[8pxl]

PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.

you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.

to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.

to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.

if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. if you don’t have the option available, update your app or close your browser/refresh a few times. important to note you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)

[fatestayyuri]

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

[podencos]

[slutopolis]

sorry but, bella monster fucker 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷‍♂️

[tsiot-deactivated20250730]

this boy has issues

[starrjoy-deactivated20240115]

i looked it up, he says this after you beat him in ice hockey 💀

[hoejangles20]

[solarsyrup]

what’s that noise.

[solarsyrup]

sounds like a graveyard smash

[solarsyrup]

i’m going to check

[solarsyrup]

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[androidboy]

ah yes i’m familiar with the tone indicators.

/pos- piece of shit

/gen- general

/hj- handjob

/nbh- nobody home

[androidboy]

/lh- lower hall

/srs- serious

/nay-

/nav- navigation

/gq- good quality

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Tumblr rolled out a new update where there's a new tab on the profile and it lays out all of your side blogs and also your biggest secret.

[jasontoddssuper]

Diversity win!Hot girl is also a pretty boy!

[transbrucewayne]

[velocitations]

i lit his cigarette so i think that means he's my girlfriend now

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Oh how the beastie doth bewitch me with his 'slow blinke'

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i dont understand how you could be killed by a serial killer if one ever came up to me i would pull out my dual deagles and sprint around them in a circle dumping both mags at them