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Another one of those overeducated Milliennial grad students with a multifandom/personal blog. Mostly reblogs, but I sometimes have original thoughts.

[louisianabynight]

Concept.

The single Ventrue in a pack watching as the Brujah riles up their Gangrel friend like a little demon dog to go absolutely dickfucking rabid against the system.

[labyrinthphanlivingafacade]

[nordic-language-love]

Well now I DEFINITELY need to learn Icelandic.

[icelandicpancake]

What.

[ourladyoflazarus]

It’s been translated into English!

[ifyouseekay468]

[dreamxeyes]

Ahahahahah!

[ghostigram]

[charlottemadison42]

ok i am EXTREMELY impressed by the venn diagram

[clonerightsagenda]

podcast finales are like: killing your boss. killing god. killing your boss who is also god.

[anonymousalchemist]

im killing my boss, im killing god, im killing my combination boss-god 

[retrogamingblog2]

[corsolanite]

Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[gloomypunks-deactivated20220717]

hey psa to my fellow fat ppl: a few tips + tutorials for upsizing clothing that’s too small, that way if you’ve grown out of certain stuff and can’t afford new things, you can make it fit you– this has helped me a lot in the past 

my tips:

cutting off just the neckline of a shirt/dress can help SO much

cutting slits on the sides of tight shirts helps relieve tightness + you can add an accent fabric, lace, or fishnet material under there for an extra design element (or safety pin it back together for a really cool punk look!)

you can do that same thing with sleeves but i recommend doing it underneath (either on the seem if it has one or to the seem that connects it to the shirt) 

adding false pleats to skirts/dresses by cutting them up the sides and in the front and adding an accent fabric works really well with tightness around the legs

 you can do a lot of these side-cut things to pants but if you do, it’s a good idea to add elastic to the waist band! 

tutorials:

4 ways to upsize shirts

how to refit/re-elastic a waistband for a better fit

more upsizing shirts!

making a lace insert dress (could be substituted for other things like mesh/fishnet)

increasing the waist band on jeans

how to enlargen shorts

expanding a dress (from the bottom)

expanding a dress (from the bust)

[momo-de-avis]

A king recognizes another king in fashion

[budjavlebac]

Ok so:

1) I should've posted this last week before 2020 ended but in my defense it says 2020s so it still counts :)

2) That last one is supposed to be priest on yeast XD

Kind of a double joke because Claude 'rises' a lot

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

hey quick question why did no one ever tell me how fucking insane M*A*S*H is?? their commanding officer is a horse girl. the secretary has psychic powers. this guy walks around a 1950s military outpost in drag and everyone’s just like hey nice dress. the protagonist who is supposed to be the best surgeon in the entire korean war spends every episode strutting around drunk in a hawaiian shirt making homoerotic wisecracks and asking the nurses to step on him like some sort of unhinged bisexual jimmy buffet. guys what the hell is going on in this army doctor show

[iwtv1976]

This has over 20000 notes are all you guys watching MASH too??

[capricornwholovesdanger]

i literally saw this earlier today

[stellakowalskis]

CANT stop thinking about how in 1958 tennessee williams made a comment on jfk’s fat ass and then gore vidal was like “you CANT cruise our next president” and williams replied like “don’t worry he’s way too hot to get elected” and then vidal TOLD jfk about it who was like “HOW exciting ;) ;) ;)”

[stellakowalskis]

just to prove i’m not exaggerating in the slightest (”the bird” is williams to be clear)

[mariamlovesyou]

this year I’m going to be sexier eviler and more bi

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[soap-stains]

This has made me laugh so hard-

[tinygiantrobotsinouterspace]

And you know how chatty Gomez is when he fights, he’d probably help more students work through creative blocks via swordplay than any education counselor in a stuffy little office.

[breelandwalker]

Gomez Addams as the embodiment of the Rubber Duck Method for struggling students via surprise swordplay is directly on brand.

And I firmly believe that long-term residents who finish their degrees suddenly, mysteriously, find that their student loans have been paid off. The family attends every single graduation ceremony and claps and cheers for “their” students as boisterously as any parent. They make a particular point of doing so for the ones who have no other family in attendance.

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

do u ever want something so bad that you can’t even write wish-fulfillment about it u just. cry. instead.

[swindle94]

I fucking CRY everytime I read these. Out of the good feels.

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Heaven Gaia spring 2021 couture