Jessie

BLU’s Pilot Scout's brother

[better-blu-pilot]

Alright, you've heard this junk already so I'll cut it short. I'm the Pilot over at B.L.U, Ya can call me Pilot or Jessie, I don't care either way. I drop ya supplies. Y'know, medkits and ammo boxes, stuff like that! I also knock that R.E.D "Pilot" outta the sky all the time! Decided to join in on this whole thing after seein my counterpart here. Ask me whatever ya want. Character info! He/him One of Scout’s older brothers! Different dads Other Blogs @red-boston-pilot @the-silly-pyromaniac @silly-solnyshko (main) Mod info Vee | 20 | any pronouns Comfortable with pretty much anything, just no nsfw asks. I'm probably not gonna be as active on this blog!

[better-blu-pilot]

Hello, Jessie! May I ask you to hug your favourite person within your team or family?

@news-spreading-anon

Just hugged one a my favorites, I’m all hugged out for today

[better-blu-pilot]

Bluejay! You’re back. [Micheal says, giving Jessie a sudden hug before pulling away] Apologies, I- I just missed you quite a bit, heh.

—@the-blu-archeologist

-Jessie’s a bit stunned by the hug at first, before scooping Michael into an even bigger hug-

I missed ya too! My Ma says hi by the way, heh.

[better-blu-pilot]

have u been mpregged 🫃

GOD NO. I DONT EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT PARTS FOR THAT, GET OUT. NEVER ASK ANYONE THAT AGAIN.

[better-blu-pilot]

lmao you don't fully exist in the modern au and you already got cucked by a harlot history professor that wears fake tails

Shut the hell up, I don’t give two fucking shits. Why does it even matter anyhow? It’s not like any a this is real! I ain’t real, neither of em are real either, so why does it fucking matter?

I’m glad this is the tenth ask so I can forget this dumpster fire.

Im sorry you feel that way Jessie :(

[10/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

Hey Jess, ya hear the news about Scotty?

Don’t call me Jess.

Ya talkin about him bein cupidromantic or somethin? Yeah, this little shit mentioned it.

Hey, I’m not a little shit >:(

You literally are.

[9/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

Mwah. *kisses ur hand and runs away giggling.*

— totally not your boyfriend micheal

Wh- HEY! You can't- Oh wait- Heh, nevermind.

Awww

Shut up.

[8/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

oo since u can break the fourth wall I think you’d like to know that in a modern au me and nurse’s mod have made modern Micheal and Engel date, so you’d have to find someone else

Pfft, I don't care! I'd rather not exist in any other universe because SOMEBODY would just find MORE ways to make my life fucked up.

Liar, anyway I'm gonna make you in one, and you and RED Jessie are going to be brothers or cousins :)

SEE?? THAT'S FUCKED UP, I DON'T WANNA BE RELATED TO THAT ASSHOLE!

[7/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

Wait, Mod- Have you? 💀

If you look at my bio, you’ll see that I am only 20 years old. I have not and will not partake in such activities while underage as that would be illegal. I would never commit illegal activity and/or admit it on tumblr dot com.

However if I did it partake in said illegal activity, I would not hold it in. And I of course would most definitely NOT try swallowing the smoke as that would be ridiculous! Only a dumb 18 year old trying to look cool in front of their older siblings would do that sort of thing, and as you can see, I am a very smart 20 year old that knows they’re cool.

[better-blu-pilot]

HOLDING IT IN DOES NOT HELP

GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D YA HAVE TO DRAW THAT??

Cuz you would do that

Y'know what? I'm just gonna assume it's something YOU'VE done and you're projecting onto your characters for the millionth time.

I- uh- uhm... NUH UH

[6/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

~~1 MILLION FOR THE DEATH OF A MIMIC~~ name: Jeremy

age: 26

last seen: new Zealand

breed of mimic: [REDACTED]

hunt and kidnapped family if can't kill him. . . . 1 MILLION CAN BE YOURS!!

Piss off.

[5/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

I love you dear, it is kind of foolish but I tend to zone out during my work and reminisce of our date, heh.

—@the-blu-archeologist

Heh, it ain't foolish, I do the same thing. Speaking of, ya free tomorrow? I still owe ya a second date.

[better-blu-pilot]

Are you gonna hunt the mimic scout too?

Nope. Ya can ask any version a me and get the same answer, we don't like the thought a killing a version of our brother permanently.

[3/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

What the FUCK is that??

It's beautiful, wym?

NO IT'S NOT. [2/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

Thoughts on your mod?

I don't understand how something so small can come up with such fucked up things to put someone through. I hate him.

I was just feeling silly :>

GETTIN ME DISCHARGED FOR BEING GAY ISN'T SILLY. NEITHER IS GIVIN ME ALL THESE DAMN ISSUES I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH. [1/10]

[better-blu-pilot]

Magic Anon casts....

FOURTH WALL BREAKING

for 10 asks

..The hell is fourth wall breaking-?

Oh.. hi Jessie :>

YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOUR SO GODDAMN LUCKY I CAN'T LAY A FINGER ON Y-

[better-blu-pilot]

Ey there pally!

Decided to go around meeting people before i go back to Doc

Eh

Who are you again?

( @zombiescout-lmao )

Jesus-

Uh, I’m Jessie, the pilot, also the other version of yous older brother.

Nice to meet ya?