I have not a clue...

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohlivish]

[handageddon]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

[benthicpressure]

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

You are my hero for finding this

[winniethepoouch]

My favorite thing about this was the reply where they said she should hose herself down every night in the same clothes and stand outside the window of Janes house

[tea-spawn]

that last one made me spit out my tea 

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[sharkgalaxy]

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

[kyuuuu]

Had a dream that my husband died so I tried to revive him with necromancy. I found a very esoteric way to revive a corpse and it had a 50/50 chance of successfully bringing him back to life or bringing a zombie apocalypse.

The ritual required specific geographic locations so I had to take my husband’s corpse to a fancy, high-end resort to complete the ritual over a course of a few days. I vividly remember being conflicted whether I should pay for a one-person or two-person suite since my husband’s corpse could be counted as a person, but I decided for one-person because I had no money to afford for the latter.

With his body rolled up in white tarp, I smuggled him into the resort. The resort manager was really prissy though. It’s not the corpse I was smuggling in or the ritual I was planning that ticked her off, but she thought an ordinary, middle-to-low class citizen didn’t belong for their super classy resort and was trying to find a bunch of excuses to kick me out, sending some overworked resort workers to spy on me. Meanwhile I was completely oblivious to her meddling and even felt bad because I didn’t pay for two people.

[kyuuuu]

Visualization

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[viralfrog]

[fishbphotography]

Pond skater manhole cover

Nagoya, Aichi, Japan

[dogpuppy]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[sandmandaddy69]

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[tranthony]

grout white shark