can talk my way out of anything. @bettercallfog-blog - Tumblr Blog

‘hey bro, do you have a light?’

‘bro, you are my light’

*clutches heart* ’… bro’

matt's practically lecturing me for turning down a booty call. smh.

i'm hungover. probably.

well i'm getting offline now so i can hang with my best pal (and probably get drunk). bye 4 now.

he's not dead to me i love him (platonically) and he's my best friend, matt murdock.

you're dead to me.

~Nya~

[stern voice] get your tildes the HECK outta here, matthew michael murdock.

whoever made this shit sure did. it's not as bad as it sounds though. maybe.

apparently it has corn syrup in it which would explain why it's so sweet. wtf.

this wine is really sweet and straight up tastes like grape juice.

i just made a horrible decision by changing both my url and icon at the same time. whoops.

so i changed my icon to the sloth lawyer from bojack horseman.

i'm at matt's and i'm pretty sure he fell asleep.

i'm so unusually tired and it makes no sense because i didn't do anything out of the ordinary today.

my blog is *straightens tie* strictly professional

can talk my way out of anything.