i will fight my own ass in the desert

Hi, I'm Matt.

[mmmwhatchasin]

Scrolling through tumblr like, "That's an image. An image. That one is also an image. Probably an image. Incomplete sentence with an image at the end that's probably funny. Another image."

[mmmwhatchasin]

Foggy is being mean to me.

[veryharam]

I’m just here..to compliment all the girls

[geltoothpaste]

May all ur luv b cherished and reciprocated

[bettercallfog-blog]

matt’s practically lecturing me for turning down a booty call. smh.

[mmmwhatchasin]

someone: you're cute

me: I am an atrocity to god, but thank you

[recentgooglesearches]

is god testing me

[peerieweirdo]

‘hey bro, do you have a light?’

‘bro, you are my light’

*clutches heart* ’… bro’

[mmmwhatchasin]

I sat down on the sidewalk to take a rest after my buttastrophe and someone threw money at me so I guess this is going to be my second career. Looking sad and sitting in public spaces.

[mmmwhatchasin]

Do you ever get a butt cramp while you're just trying to walk across the street and your butt feels like it's got a twisted knife in it and you regret everything.

[karenpaging-blog]

i always think of mmmwhatchasin matt as “sin matt” because of his url.

[mmmwhatchasin]

dragonwings948:

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[bettercallfog-blog]

he’s not dead to me i love him (platonically) and he’s my best friend, matt murdock.

[bettercallfog-blog]

you’re dead to me.

[mmmwhatchasin]

~Nya~

[mmmwhatchasin]

me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

[bombing]

how to do laundry alone without the help of god