Immortality Never Looked So Good

Greetings lesser beings! I am Starscream! Bow down and tremble at the mere mention of my name! Megatron may have himself convinced that I'm no longer a threat to him but we'll see who gets the last laugh when I pluck his spark from its chamber. Then I will take my true and rightful place as Leader of the Decepticons and reclaim Cybertron from those foolish Autobot weaklings! //

[betterlordandleader]

Oh my liege! How it THRILLS me to see the GLORIOUS, the GREAT AND POWERFUL, the ULTIMATELY INFALLIBLE Lord Starscream return once again! Oh we are not -worthy-!

Ahhhh, yes. At least somebot around here appreciates how great I am.

[sunny-seeker-blog-blog]

Oh Master, why, it goes so much further than mere, PETTY appreciation! Every syllable of every word you’ve ever uttered is worthy of endless praise! Your every thought one of absolute unmatched BRILLIANCE! Yes, it’s as if communication itself was created simply so we may be -privileged- to know your every whim!

[betterlordandleader]

........Uhh........Well, yes, my....exact thoughts, too.

/cough/

[betterlordandleader]

*waves tiredly* hello my lord *drops on the floor* how are you today

/steps up and crushes/

Whoops, didn't see you there, pathetic anonymous user.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

What would you do if you see Optimus on your berth and tied up , gagged and blindfolded.

Wonder who decided my berth was a suitable place for garbage.

[betterlordandleader]

This is funny enough that I almost feel like taking credit for it.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

You can’t take credit for something you saw and found amusing.

[betterlordandleader]

Too late, Megatron! Looks like I just did.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

Everyone knows it wasn’t you.

[betterlordandleader]

No they don’t.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

They can see it, right here.

[betterlordandleader]

No they can't.

[betterlordandleader]

Oh my liege! How it THRILLS me to see the GLORIOUS, the GREAT AND POWERFUL, the ULTIMATELY INFALLIBLE Lord Starscream return once again! Oh we are not -worthy-!

Ahhhh, yes. At least somebot around here appreciates how great I am.

[betterlordandleader]

*Throws a Megatron Plushie that is the same size as Megatron himself*

Where did you get that?! Those were LIMITED EDITION and LIMITED PRODUCTION!

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

What would you do if you see Optimus on your berth and tied up , gagged and blindfolded.

Wonder who decided my berth was a suitable place for garbage.

[betterlordandleader]

This is funny enough that I almost feel like taking credit for it.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

You can’t take credit for something you saw and found amusing.

[betterlordandleader]

Too late, Megatron! Looks like I just did.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

Everyone knows it wasn’t you.

[betterlordandleader]

No they don't.

[betterlordandleader]

Hey guess what u a shit

YOU'RE A "shit"!

[betterlordandleader]

*Throws a Megatron Plushie at you*

/it burns the moment it touches his immaculately finished frame/

[betterlordandleader]

*throws self at you*

Ugh. Disgusting.

[betterlordandleader]

So you can never die?

They don't call me the immortal Starscream for nothing, fool!

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

What would you do if you see Optimus on your berth and tied up , gagged and blindfolded.

Wonder who decided my berth was a suitable place for garbage.

[betterlordandleader]

This is funny enough that I almost feel like taking credit for it.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

You can’t take credit for something you saw and found amusing.

[betterlordandleader]

Too late, Megatron! Looks like I just did.

[betterlordandleader]

your true beauty shines o majestic horseface

I...don't know what a "horse" is but the rest of that sentence seems accurate.

[lordandleader-deactivated201812]

What would you do if you see Optimus on your berth and tied up , gagged and blindfolded.

Wonder who decided my berth was a suitable place for garbage.

[betterlordandleader]

This is funny enough that I almost feel like taking credit for it.

[aeonmagnus]

Transformers Animated - The Complete AllSpark Almanac. Combines Volume I, Volume II, the AllSpark Addendum, and about ten pages of new content.

[siorca]

3x3 Transformers Animated Starscream: requested by tfpaddict

[strixic]

Anticipating watching the series again so I drew this schemer

Ye >v>

[reyairia]

[starscream intensifies]