Bite me

When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die, you stupid lemon eater.

[dogpuppy]

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[ankle-beez]

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

because they were fucking good!

[persephonaae]

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[najd-social-club]

my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.

[ericasucks]

I know you’re sad. But drink your fucking water.

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest