Like Darth Vader, But Sexier

Andrea. 33. future corpse.

[egberts]

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hands got a lot of bones

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!

[lyricwritesprose]

You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[johnturturro]

living in the us right now is just a constant stream of

[fairycosmos]

really annoying to have no energy no matter how much sleep you get

[melonwah]

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[dogpuppy]

[lilstinky]

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking

[dogpuppy]

[soundofbloom]

And you, Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were. You gave up on me. Oh, that's rude.

[homunculus-argument]

There's a direct correlation between how embarrassing and/or undignified some specific cause of death would be, and how much potential it has for a cool name for a punk band. Consider:

human error

sheer incompetence

rabid pigeons

liquid shits

drowned in shit

chainsaw castration

chinchilla attack

autoerotic electrocution

[eroscestlavie]

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[berserkercore-deactivated201704]

dance fucker dance like you never had a chance