Like Darth Vader, But Sexier

Andrea. 33. future corpse.

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[dogpuppy]

[sillylittleouppy]

I LOVE MY PLUSHIES REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR PLUSHIES

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[canonicallycommando]

This should be an active feature on Zillow too

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

[california-112]

They are emailing eachother

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[internet-sentences]

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[seriously-dude-what-the-hell]

DEAN WINCHESTER in one random episode per day ▸ 058 /364 01.07 HOOK MAN

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[milquetoaast]

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

[lowkeloki]

[duallpa]

don’t talk to me unless it’s about baby jimothy

[awwww-cute]

[irl-loading-screens]