[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

[drillbaby]

[betty-bloom]

Tag Meme

Nick Name: Thanks Mother Fucker I apreciate it.

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height: 5’2-6’1

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Last Thing Google: Tumblr tagged layout I’m on mobile & immobile with copy & paste

Favorite Muscian: Len Kagamine

Song Stuck In Head: Rainy Dream Tower

Followers: Fuck

Following: Fuck

Do You Get Asks: I only send admiration to creators, requests for media & the occasional porn bot. How the fuck do they exist if your taking away the porn tumblr? Ah, you fucks won’t read this anyway.

Sleep: 9-12 hours. Rain sounds as well.

Lucky Number: 3, its a magic number.

What are you wearing: Is this a phone sex line? Christ. I’m already being very ambiguous on purpose. I don’t trust these things cause I have creative paranoia that leads me to believe this information can be used to hack me. Not that you would but someone could. Like those “Put your street name, first pet, your mom’s name, favorite color, your social security number, the date you were born.” I am just dedicated enough to fulfill this request because I admire your work & want to humor you to keep you happy. Also noticed.

Dream Job: Fuck off in the woods make art

Dream Trip: Disney World

Instrument: Synthsizer, Kalimba, Steel Pan Drumb

Language: Elvish

Favorite Song: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh... Butterfly On Your Right Shoulder Yeah... Yeah? Yeah.

Random Fact: I stabbed myself with a pencil when smaller. Pencils are made from carbon fiber. We are carbon based lifeforms. My skin has absorbed it. It is stuck there. Didn’t let me family pull it out. Maybe there was blood I repressed it. Usually the body pulls things out naturally. Even people who have lung fucus have to get their lung replaced every 3 years or whatever. Isn’t the skin a organ that can take it? Is it within my flesh? It kinda moves like a tatto. Ink gets on your hands? No human, graphite will stay in there. If there is a clone I can be identified. Thinking though if they made me currently would it have it? Would it be marked off as carbon? Is this a supplement. You know they can clone your pet in South Korea.

Aesthetic: Goblincore, Clowncore & Lovecore.

Tagged: I was tagged by @intothestarkerverse . This is a compensation for the lovely work your provide. I was actually gonna message you I didn’t see you posted when I last looked. I wanted to say that if you feel pressured to continue the fic that it’s okay if you don’t. I see artists get a lot of praise & become avoidant if the fic. I’m not a ficer, obviously, I feel that with heavy praise & audience it become worrisome to post or continue something with eyes watching. It takes fun out of things. I really like you work & I really like your mental health. Dude, you don’t get a lot of sleep? Worries me! I don’t want something that’s awesome to feel less awesome cause you’re not following your soul. But you did post again so maybe I was wrong! I don’t know! I don’t know you! I don’t know your mind! I can’t read thoughts! I’m a just a fan! I don’t want to come off as offensive, intense or frightening as I usually do. I have nothing but pure positive emotions towards you like affection & admiration. I’m trying to put that out. I just really like you stuff dude, rock on. It’s incredibly awesome of you to make a detailed fic! I just want to have fun in the process where you do it for you & not others! Writing is your shindig which is right on! I’m not a writer! You look like your having a good time! I need to express my feelings to too so you know you matter when Danny Downers so you don’t! That’s it! I’m exhausted! Thanks for reading this dude! Love your stuff! Keep it up! I’m dyslexic, that’s why there could be some spelling fuckary. The swears are for exectentricism not pessimism.

[chokememrstark]

Tell me I’m wrong.

[smidnite]

Tony would introduce an Emergency Protocol specifically just for this.

[areluctantsblog]

😂😂😂

Imagine that one time when Tony doesn’t know they have visitors and actives the protocol. Imagine how Peter would excuse himself, blushing deep red as Steve looks around worriedly and Thor summons Mjolnir.

Peter: “It’s not that kind of an emergency…”

Thor: “What do you mean?”

Steve: “What other kind is there?”

Peter: “Um…”

Tony, whining on loudspeakers: “Baby, what’s taking so long? I need your cock inside me right now.”

[understarkercover]

Fics that have Peter being an eager top for Tony (warning: all are underage) :

1. Daddy’s Boy by SideEyeKinks(PervyPenguin)

2. oh,the thrill of control by angelsaves

3. Helping Daddy in the Workshop by Pervet_L

[nergaltheopossum]

I think I’ll let this one speak for itself.

I DEMAND more snoot rubs!

[bee-stim]

♥ flora_and_fowl

[valtsv]

ignore me while i swing a bat at this hornet’s nest for a second but some of you guys have GOT to learn the difference between a skinny conventionally attractive white man & a twink

[valtsv]

wheres that twitter post hold on

[valtsv]

this was posted last year but its STILL relevant

[despazito]

vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why

[despazito]

people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens

[feminist-james]

This is not true.

1) honeybees do not produce “extra honey.” And beekeepers don’t take some of the honey, they take all of it.

2) chickens have been artificially selected from naturally producing eggs once a month to producing eggs every couple of days. Their bodies are not sustainable and the health complications of this rapid egg production kills chickens.

[spoonfulofwhoopass]

Hey idk who like. Lied to you about the way honey farms work, but could you stop spreading misinformation? Are you a beekeeper?

Because I am!

Beekeepers make sure hives are fed before there is pollen in the air, protected from predators and the elements, and have enough honey to sustain themselves. We don’t take all of it.

But overproduction of honey leads to stagnation in the hive. It puts stress on the queen to lay eggs, and when they inevitably fill up all their space with honey (instead of filling up the multiple empty, clean boxes of frames beekeepers might put on top of the main hive box), the queen can get so stressed she dies. If there’s a spike in the weather and the hive hasn’t prepared new queen brood, that’s it! The colony is dead. Because there wasn’t enough space for eggs and honey in the hive.

Beekeepers take excess honey. We are constantly monitoring the state of the hive, checking for parasites, analyzing the eggs for diseases, and making sure they are fed and healthy (usually with sugar water and pollen substitutes until they have made enough honey to sustain themselves in the early spring months). If a queen dies prematurely, we make every attempt to replace her to save the colony.

I know there’s an urge to patronize everyone who works in the farming industry, but try to understand the differences between small scale agriculture and industrial farming. There IS a difference. And stop spreading misinformation.

If you’re this passionate about ethical consumption, look into some of the ecofeminist research on non-hierarchal interspecies relationships (working on building animal-human relationships in a non exploitative way).

But yeah! Stop spreading misinformation! Please 🐝

[fslut]

Also if I can harp on the chicken part?

Yea Chickens are some of the most abused animals on big factory farms and I’ll be the first to admit it’s criminal and more needs to be done to regulate this.

Yes selective breeding over time has caused an increase in the ammount of eggs produced by chickens and factory farms have some messed up practices to get more eggs from them including forced moutling.

THIS IS WHY YOU SUPPORT LOCAL FARMERS AND THEIR EGGS

Many people take to raising their own hens because of America’s immoral treatment of hens in factory farms like you’re not helping the poor chicks by starving these farmers financially you’re just hurting the one people trying to change things and making the OPTION of cage free organic cruelty free eggs even harder to find

[harvestspriteirl]

Yeah, as someone who like… lives on a chicken and duck farm… Coops help keep wild animals out but birds are kinda dumb. And chickens literally do not need to keep the unfertilized eggs! 

Most chickens will sit on unfertilized eggs until they can tell if they are or not… By the smell of rotting egg. Yeah, ew. Farmers can hold that bitch to the flashlight and tell if there’s a baby in there! They know! The eggs are not being abused!

[veronica-rich]

Also - once a month? Like thousands of years ago maybe? Because Grandpa had chickens he literally let just roam around his farm and built coops and scattered corn for them and I helped collect the eggs, and believe me, those chickens each laid more than once a month.

[systlin]

As a beekeeper…what the fuck? No we don’t take all the honey. That would be downright ridiculous. 

[iamnoonewhoareyou]

Reblogging for the bee facts. Love me some bees. 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[quinzelade]

And chicken facts!

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]

[lubricates]

this got better

[professional-benaddict]

I love the way you write little Peter with his two Daddies! It’s so rare to find more then one caretaker fics! They’re so wholesome & lovely!

Aww thank you darling! I’m blushing sksk you’re very kind🌸🌸 And I guess there’s some self projecting going on, but I just think Peter deserves two Daddies☺️☺️

[cyborgsmanifesto]

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

choosing a sex toy

tips for your first time

[dreamyvixen]

“To cast a moonlight spell on you.”

— Frederick Seidel, from The Collected Poems: 1959-2009; “Love Song,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[slutforstark-blog]

Dark Tony using his unlimited money and resources to stalk Peter.

Absolutely nothing would stop Tony from learning what he could about that sweet, bubbly, doe-eyed boy he seen at the corner of a crosswalk. He’d follow him, learn his day-to-day routine and get some of his best men to put together a file on Peter Parker. He would become the older mans new obsession. The man would even go as far as to become close friends to his clueless aunt May. Tony would be so sweet and smooth to the boy, constantly getting his pale cheeks to flush a deep red. By now Tony would have small video cameras and mics hidden well in Peter’s room, watching the boy while hes in his bedroom. Whether that be eating, sleeping, working on his homework, or masturbating, Tony was always watching. And, well, if Tony needed that dear-old aunt May out of the picture to get his little, baby boy then that would be done. Because Tony Stark had all the money to spend.

[starker-au]

May being out of the picture would be alot better if Tony took his time with getting her to trust him and if Ben is gone she’d (probably) more trustful and looking for love (friendly or not) and Tony would draw out their “friendship” just long enough to convince her to make him the one that if anything happens to Peter he would be the one to take care of the boy and maybe she was hesitant about it, it’s a weird thing to convince but she does it (and it may have used to be Ben or any distant relatives but now there’s Tony)

And then woops-

May is gone.

Tony hates seeing the way Peter cries after and he can sympathize, first his uncle and now his aunt but it’s okay because Peter has him, and Tony won’t leave him ever

[peterparkers7evilexes]

No offense but I'm 100% convinced that james deen is rumlow as a pornstar and absolutely NO ONE has been screaming about it with me 😭. Idk if you watch him, but his degradation is some of my fave I've seen on camera. None if that run off the mill "whore slut fuck pig" bullshit, you can tell he knows what he's doing. Bonus, he straight up nutted in a girls eyes cause she asked him to. And he's so playful but condescending and Sorry it's just late and I've been quiet about this for too long

oh my GOD 😭😭😭 I’M TRAVELING with friends so i can’t look this up but fuuuck okay I need this

[bubblegum-bitchcraft]

[clown-facts]

Clown fact! clowns are the best

[confetti-n-carnivals-blog]

therapist: so what’s on your mind?

me: *circus music playing aggressively i’m my head*

me: huh? :•)

[hello-shellhead]

“He lowered his sunglasses and his eyes were not what you expected…”

More heterochromatic Tony! :)