Human statue au headcanons
Idk, this one is weird as shit and I can’t think of a better title lmao
Warnings: Underage, technically dubcon? (but everything’s consensual) ((yeah I’m surprised too))
Thousands and thousands of years ago in Italy, there was an infamous Casanova named Anthony Stark. He was known by everyone for three things: his abundant wealth, his genius, and his insatiable lust.
One day, he charmed a young woman and took her to bed, giving her a night of passionate lovemaking before tossing her out the next morning like a used napkin. Scorned, the woman revealed her true identity - the fabled Scarlet Witch - and cursed Anthony for his lust.
She turned the beautiful and lustful Anthony to marble, trapped forever in the state that he was best known for, to punish him for his sins. He became a statue, sitting on an elegant throne, his legs spread, his cock hard and upright, his lips slightly parted. “You believe you are God’s gift to humanity - that everyone who looks upon you desires you. Well, the next time someone desires you enough to have you as you are now, my spell will be broken.”
For thousands of years, Tony is trapped as a marble statue, still able to feel, but unable to move or speak. He’s stuck in a state of permanent lust, able to feel whenever someone touches him, but unable to touch himself. If only someone were to touch him enough to allow him to come, the spell would be broken; but while many people do fondle him over the centuries, no one ever touches him long enough to make that happen.
He becomes an exhibit in an upscale European museum, a tourist attraction for people all over the world. Tony learns a lot about the modern world from the people who come by every day - languages, cultures, technological advances. He’s entertained by thousands of adoring spectators every day, but his lust never abates or wanes.
And then, one day, a group of students from America visits the museum. Some of the boys joke and jeer about Tony’s exposed cock and large, swollen testacles on display, but one boy - an absolutely gorgeous, wide-eyed little thing - stands in front of Tony’s statue and gazes up at him like he’s a god. Tony doesn’t miss the way the boy’s dark eyes linger on his chest, his marble robe hanging open, his muscular lap just waiting for someone to sit in it - and of course his large, erect cock, forever encased in the perfect position to be ridden, his balls sitting heavy and aching underneath it with thousands of years worth of come just waiting to burst forth.
Come to me, Tony thinks, desperately, trying to urge the boy to touch him even though he’s never been able to reach out to anyone else before. Come to me, lay your hands on me, I can be yours. The boy is so beautiful, Tony thinks he could come from even the slightest touch. But the museum has strict rules about visitors staying behind the velvet ropes and not touching the attractions, and the boy - Peter, Tony learns, when his friends tease him for staring, insisting they’ll be back again tomorrow so he’ll move long - is polite and respectful and keeps his distance, even though he’s staring at Tony’s cock like it’s making his mouth water.
If Tony could cry, he would as he watches the boy walk away. Thousands of years and he finally meets someone who seems infatuated enough with him to want to touch him, and he’s trapped in this prison, where no one is allowed to. As the museum closes and the lights go dark, Tony resigns himself to yet another long night in darkness with his achingly-hard cock throbbing, when he sees a flash of white light coming down the hallway.
He can’t turn his head to look, so he has to wait until the figure stops in front of him to see who it is. It’s the boy…Peter. He’s holding his phone up like a flashlight, but he sets it down on the platform Tony’s throne is resting on so that the light pours over Tony’s figure, brightening the dark room. The boy looks pale and anxious in the residual light, and Tony realizes he must have snuck in. But why? For him? …Could it really be?
Tony almost doesn’t dare to hope, but it’s not like he can do anything either way. He waits and watches, observing the boy’s soft, angelic face, his curious expression, his wide-eyed shyness as he slips under the velvet rope and climbs onto the platform. Tony’s cock aches painfully as the boy kneels between his legs, gently running his hands up his marble calves to his thighs.
Please, Tony mentally begs, his mind screaming into the void. Please, at last, please touch me. Peter trails his hands delicately up the inside of Tony’s leg, slow and curious, just a teenage virgin exploring the another person’s body for the first time, without the awkwardness of social interaction. Peter touches him like the work of art he’s become; like the priceless artifact he is, like he’s scared to leave a mark.
Tony’s thoughts turn to a symphony of desperate pleas and groans as the kid lightly runs his fingers across his swollen balls, squeezing them gently, like he’s trying to figure out how he was carved. He does the same to his cock - his hand so small, it can’t even wrap around it all the way - stroking him lightly up and down and tracing the exquisite detail of it reverently. It’s torture being touched so softly, but if Tony could cry with relief he would.
And then - to his shock and joy - Peter leans up and drags his tongue up the underside of Tony’s magnificent cock, tonguing it delicately, lapping at the tip and dipping the tip of his tongue into the slit. It’s the most pleasure Tony’s ever felt, he almost comes right there - but Peter’s ministrations are so gentle and experimental that it’s not quite enough. It’s clear to Tony that this is just a boy, using an inanimate object to explore his sexuality, and not a worshipper of him trying to make him come.
The boy sucks at his tip, rolling the head of his cock against the inside of his cheek, getting a feel for the shape and size. Tony tries to tense, but of course he can’t move, even though his body aches from the tension in his muscles. Peter suckles on his cock like Tony is a lifeless sextoy for his oral fixation, and there’s nothing Tony can do about it.
Once Peter’s saliva has run down and coated every inch of his marble cock, the boy pulls back and rests his forehead against Tony’s thigh, panting heavily. He reaches behind himself and eases his jeans down, pulling them off completely before taking his own cock in one hand, the other slipping between his cheeks to toy with his hole. He pants and moans and whines against the base of Tony’s cock as he preps himself, and Tony can feel the phantom pull of his cock twitching desperately.
It doesn’t take long - apparently the boy is too eager, or too scared of being caught - for him to shakily stand and climb into Tony’s lap. His slight weight is absolute euphoria in Tony’s lap, like they were made to fit together by some cosmic force. Peter straddles his thighs and timidly wraps his arms around Tony’s neck, peering up at his face, red-cheeked and wide-eyed and in love.
Kiss me, Tony thinks, pleading, but the boy buries his face in Tony’s neck and lifts himself up slightly to rub Tony’s cock against his ass instead.
The boy rocks back and forth against his cock, letting it slip between his cheeks and teasingly catch on his rim. Tony’s thoughts are just gibberish at this point, so desperate to finally come that his mind is starting to shut down.
But he’s slapped into reality when Peter finally sinks down on his cock, burying the head inside of him and then stopping, panting into Tony’s neck, and slowly sinking down a little more, taking him inch by inch. The little gasps and mewls he’s making are heaven to Tony’s ears - he would trade every orgasm he’s ever had in his life for more of those delicious sounds.
This is it, he finally thinks, his soul crying tears of relief. Peter starts shyly bouncing on his dick, up and down, a little faster every few thrusts, and Tony feels his orgasm fast approaching - this is it. He’s finally going to come. He’s going to be free.
But then Peter’s hips sputter and he cries out and comes all over Tony’s marble chest, too soon, bouncing gracelessly until he stops, collapsing against Tony’s torso and heaving in gulps of breath.
No, no no no- Tony thinks, mind screaming. He was so close - he can’t stop now, he was almost there - Please, Peter, I need you–I need you-
Peter clenches around him, warm and wet and snug around his cock, and sleepily lifts his head to peer into Tony’s marble eyes. The boy’s cheeks flush, his eyes half-lidded and tired, but he briefly tightens his loose grip around Tony’s neck and leans up, pressing his lips against Tony’s slightly-parted ones. It’s such a soft kiss - so shy, so inexperienced - the briefest moment of contact, and the tip of Peter’s tongue curiously flicks into Tony’s mouth - and then Tony’s surging forward, wrapping his arms around the boy and crushing him to his chest as he swallows his gasp of surprise, his hips jackhammering upward, riding out the waves of his orgasm as he comes, far too much, fucking the shocked boy brutally as he pumps him full of more come than he’s ever shot in his entire life.
They fall off the platform, Tony barely managing to cradle Peter’s head so it doesn’t hit the floor as he crushes him against it. “You’re- you- what– ” Peter stammers, utterly confused, but Tony’s still inside him and still coming and still hard, so he kisses the boy hungrily and fucks him, desperate and brutal, slamming into his tight little hole and fucking every drop of come inside of him, until he’s spent.
Peter moans and writhes underneath him, overstimulated tears running down his face. Tony kisses him everywhere, lips trailing every inch of him - he’s in love. He’s never been in love before, but he knows this is it. “You freed me,” he says, panting, worshipping, kissing the words into the boy’s skin. “I’m yours. I am yours forever.”
Panting, Peter gazes up at him dazedly, his little body shivering from the overstimulation. He shyly wraps his arms around Tony’s neck again, face reddening, and pulls him down for another kiss. So sleepy and pliant after their lovemaking, Tony decides he’s keeping him forever. “I, uhm,” the boy says quietly, his gorgeous face flushing. “I might have trouble fitting you in my backpack.”
Tony laughs and kisses him again.
That’s the least of his worries.