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you know what i love about pirates of the caribbean?? is that at some point between dead mans chest and at worlds end, will turner took time out of his day to pierce his ear. like the east india company is chasing pirates down one by one and they’re on the run from davy jones and they’re trying to bring a man back from the dead, and will turner takes time to pierce his ear.
if she's your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel
I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams
that photo of david duchovny in toe shoes has undone me
if you see this in public you are legally required to pull the trigger
Mr Darcy: confesses his feelings to Elizabeth
Elizabeth:
this is the visual equivalent to "noir" by lana del rey
this show won awards
what i want to see in the x-files season 11
scully becomes two whole feet taller and no explanation is offered as to why
the writer’s room consists of 13 women and one genderless and non-human entity plucked straight from a bog in louisiana
at some point within the series fox mulder must disarm some kind of highly destructive device by learning how to use the service known as venmo
agent doggett returns with an elderly black labrador companion who adds nothing to the plot but who becomes scully’s new friend
monica reyes is free and also so so gay
scully is or is not wearing a wig but regardlessly her hair is a light shade of lavender
mulder develops a liking for strange hats
scully purchases a prius with a built-in navigation system
we see at least one cooking disaster. at least one
mulder starts a group text with his cryptid friends but unfortunately the mothman has an android while everyone else has iphones so they can’t all just imessage
william is there and throughout the series he only wears salmon-colored shorts
chris carter makes a cameo as Old Man Yells At Cloud
rob bowman directs again
scully is given an opportunity to subdue many evil spirits but only through her singing voice, and as a result, mulder must pester her into singing while she insists that she absolutely will not
more bigfoot titties
scully gifts mulder an ugly tie for his birthday, complete with a note that says “just like old times!” and for the rest of the episode mulder weeps, as does the audience, while clutching it
at least once per episode mulder must call “dagOO?”
mulder and scully have a dinner party and it goes horribly
an investigation is derailed by an inability to understand teen lingo
mulder wears the darkness falls jacket and no explanation is offered as to why, especially given that it’s summer
agent einstein and agent miller disappear. mulder considers deeming it an x-file but scully says don’t bother
we watch mulder and scully sweatily garden for no plot purpose whatsoever even though we all know that’s going to be the best part of the whole episode
it has an actual real ending that isn’t fake
skinner decides to brighten up his office by placing a fun unicorn poster over the picture of the president
The greatest overacting meets the greatest underacting.
physically james is present but mentally?? he's already got on his bike and gone :/
krycek’s greatest talent and key role on the show was making mulder lose his god damn mind every single time do you understand? krycek killed mulder’s father and then what did he do bat his eyelashes? now they’re on a sexy russian romp to uncover a global conspiracy no hard feelings! in the red in the black krycek held a gun to mulders head and then……. KISSED HIM …. mulder then sat on the floor of his apartment for HOURS in the DARK in bisexual TURMOIL thinking about “fate” nd “destiny” nd shit we gays think abt when we’re in crisis . .. mulder has a baby loses the baby and then goes to JAIL ? whatever back to this money alex krycek is gonna show up from the AFTERLIFE 2 continute 2 make mulder go bananas . “i am a guilty man nd deserve the harshest punishment for my crimes dana nd walter :-)” ……….. hello whos to say krycek wasnt in mulder’s life after the last episode i am absolutely 200% sure ghost krycek had nothing else going on in his gay ghost life if he could appear in mulder’s jail cell he could have appeared in mulder and scully’s kitchen wearing a mesh tanktop and white pants i want justice
“Mulder wouldn’t be that clingy for Scully.”
Scully went away for a weekend once and he almost died.
Scully went on a date one night and he ended up in a jail in New Jersey
Scully once told Mulder to get some sleep so she could take a damn break from him for a few hours and he ended up accidentally letting a convicted murderer loose.
Scully went to work with another agent once and Mulder called her every 10 seconds and followed the case she was working on and almost killed the agent who put her life in danger.
Mulder literally made the entire planet’s population disappear and he still looked for Scully.
MULDER LITERALLY STOLE SCULLY’S KEYS SO SHE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
Scully once fell down a hole and instead of going to get help, Mulder jumped down there with her. Bye.
Mulder once took a case (that he knew had nothing to do with anything) and made Scully fly out to Minnesota for it just so he could take her to a football game.
me yelling at the top of my lungs: THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ENTIRE SEASON DEVOTED TO SHOWING KRYCEK AND MULDER AS PARTNERS, THEN THE REVEAL THAT KRYCEK WAS WORKING WITH MULDER’S ENEMY WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EMOTIONALLY IMPACTFUL AND WOULD HAVE SET KRYCEK UP TO BE A GENUINELY IMPORTANT CHARACTER LATER IN THE SERIES AND HIS APPEARANCES IN THE SHOW FROM THEN ON OUT WOULD HAVE CARRIED MUCH MORE WEIGHT,
one of kait’s anons: krycek was underutilized yeah?
jeffrey spender season 6: dad says it’s my turn to use the xfiles
have you ever watched an episode of the cult phenomenon award winning TV show The X Files? have you looked at main character Fox Mulder and said to yourself “damn… this dude sure does have a lot hair sitting on that big ass head” ? …. I teamed up with my galaxy brain and my New York State cosmetology license to give the people what they want: a top ten guide to Mulder’s god tier looks…
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