Tosiaan Heidi

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[farisyawritesfic]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

[whitmerule]

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

[sofarsofastmp3]

"Have a wonderful day today. . . I think we'll be back tomorrow."

Ann Patchett, "These Precious Days" | 588771

(to quote @trickortanger happy 20 years of love and friendship to all who celebrate! sorry im a little late to the party)

[couthbbg]

[crankyteapot]

my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

[rennarita]

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

[2moby2]

the chain, the look, the curls…

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[blubbed]

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[creepymutelilbugger]

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

[maulthots]

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

[maulthots]

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

[maulthots]

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

[maulthots]

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

[maulthots]

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

[maulthots]

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

[tnerdbean]

[emilysidhe]

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

[stewdoesthings]

Fanfiction exists for TWO reasons:

Dealing with complex thoughts and emotions I can't work through in therapy, like grief, despair, a complicated relationship with pain and addiction

Seeing the same characters fuck over amd over again

[prideknights]

Hey! I’m currently working on a series of embroidery patches, 16 designs in total. Here is the concept for the second bisexual patch!

What do you think of this concept? ⚔️🌈

Would buy, I’m bisexual

Not bi, but would definitely buy a Pride Knights patch with my flag

Would buy, I’m not bi (gift)

Cool, but I don’t buy patches

I don’t like it

Voting ended onFeb 20

[Update Feb 27, 2026]: here is the sample the manufacturer made!

[Update March 5] Only 48 hours left before we confirm final quantities with the manufacturer and begin production! Visit the shop if you want your order included! Limited edition! Preorder ends March 7!

16 embroidery patches for the following pride flags: asexual, aromantic, rainbow, bisexual, lesbian, gay, non-binary, transgender, demisexual, and genderfluid.

Prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now