[oakslayy]

i’m your one that got away

[barkoxe-deactivated20140905]

[lapetitefillesexuelle]

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

[solarcitrus]

[thorodinson]

You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ‘cause I’m not even a real blonde.

[lesushinator]

[frasescursisybipolares-deactiva]

[bertholt-deactivated20191008]

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

[catgotchatongue]

is that guy dying in the background

[lifeonforearth-blog]

Have you ever been in public bathroom

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[insidehishead]

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

[dynastylnoire]

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

[comebackxkidx-deactivated201608]

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

[spazztastikim]

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

[colamania]

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

[transdimensionalboundaries]

WALNUT.

[simplysubmissive]

PSA of the day

[dynastylnoire]

i went ham in the tags. this post will haunt me forever, but at least it’s an educational haunting. 

your partner’s have entire bodies with nerve endings 

that  up+C, down+C, A+C+start, bullshit y’all do on the clit before jumping into the vagina is not what’s up

[asthelightsgodowndropeverything]

[nevillles]

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

[foxandfloral]

[samisoffthewall]

[anastasiatasou]

[simpleisnewluxury]

[fake-a-smile-it-helps]