thebeijinger

A collection of miscellaneous posts. Enjoy.

[theparttimemisanthrope]

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

[itsjust-insanity]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

[methargicismm]

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

[thesassycat]

i hate this

[okayysophia]

Um….

[cleothegoldfish]

I’m shook

[zenyattasperceptrons]

https://twitter.com/beyoncefan666/status/756456456031985664

http://advo.ninja/backdating-posts/

https://www.quora.com/Can-we-backdate-posts-on-Twitter

what the fuck

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[lavenderlemniscate]

gas station dude: id

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego

scooter man: ego

[niyarest]

these are the only 3 human emotions

[onlytwitterpics]

[fishdetective]

in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday

[fishdetective]

It goes all the way back to the year 1 AD and then it starts GOING BACKWARDS up again like BC but without the negatives. i scheduled a haircut for myself on january 17 1 AD. i don’t know why apple gave me the ability to do this

[bogleech]

Even knowing they don’t want to eat people and that they’re asleep, because this is how they sleep, the idea of floating in an empty blue void with a bunch of a giant grey slab creatures just hovering around doing nothing is pleasingly frightening on a sort of primal existential level

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[trjoel]

[missing-the-90s]

90s’ life hacks!

[thepervygamer-deactivated201701]

Reblog to save a life

[pastaxcx]

<3

[bloomflowersbloom]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[this-is-me-irl]