LoveShack

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.

[electrxvenus]

playlists for sun signs;

aries: – cherry ; lana del rey – fireproof ; one direction – bellyache ; billie eillish – anna sun ; walk the moon

taurus: – moonlight ; grace vanderwaal – suck it and see ; arctic monkeys – honey ; swim deep – carolina ; harry styles

gemini : – the love club ; lorde – home ; gnash – talk! ; the 1975 – what do i know? ; ed sheeran

cancer: – ease ; troye sivan – cry baby ; the neighborhood – life of the party ; shawn mendes – elastic heart ; sia

leo : – cigarette smoker fiona ; arctic monkeys – girls your age ; transviolet – salvatore ; lana del rey – buy the stars ; marina and the diamonds

virgo: – good girls ; 5 seconds of summer – walking in the wind ; one direction – idle town ; conan gray – are you satisfied? ; marina and the diamonds

libra: – primadonna ; marina and the diamonds – hey hey hey; katy perry – love me ; the 1975 – art deco ; lana del rey

scorpio: – arabella ; arctic monkeys – paris ; the 1975 – numb ; marina and the diamonds – heavydirtysoul ; twenty one pilots

sagittarius : – dirty laundry ; blackbear – young ; cosmos & creature – befour ; zayn – ready to run ; one direction

capricorn : – colors ; halsey – the run and go ; twenty one pilots – life goes on ; fergie – no buses ; arctic monkeys

aquarius: – an isle of flightless birds ; twenty one pilots – the reckless and the brave ; all time low – what the hell ; avril lavigne – awkward conversations ; the front bottoms

pisces – still apart ; varsity – that green gentleman ; panic! at the disco – oops ; little mix – drive ; halsey

[grammical]

THE SIGNS AS RICHIE TOZIER QUOTES

aries:“go blow your dad you mullet-wearing asshole!”

taurus:“this motherfucker is

leaking hamburger helper!”

gemini:“try tickling your

pickle for the first time.”

cancer:“would you like one[a kiss] from me too, Mrs. K?”

leo:“can’t believe i pulled the short straw. you’re lucky we’re not measuring dicks.”

virgo:“it’s probably just your breath wafting back into your face.”

libra:“i’ll show you a staph infection!!”

scorpio:“[Stan talking about his fear] was she hot?”

sagittarius:“i’m sorry, who invited molly ringwald?”

capricorn:“how do you think Betty feels, hopping around this cave with one shoe?”

aquarius: “glad i got to meet you before you died.”

pisces:“wait, can only virgins see this stuff? cause i can’t see shit!”

[chibird]

I hope you are all filled with fires of determination to motivate you in the new year! You are in control of how your year turns out! :D

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

what's wrong with david bowie..?

nothing?

[wlw]

how to start discourse:

[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]

[sitcomlesbian]

sonic is a powerbottom

[stefanyd]

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

[iraffiruse]

[marigolds-sorry]

I really really needed this wow

[temerairie]

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

[lovealishadawn]

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

[ncrrington-archive]

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

[testchamber19]

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

[dirtcup]

new meme idea

photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:

[petalpetal]

[suprematits]

what is the point of this meme

[ndrs]

[acegender]

why misgender people when you can shut up and eat pizza

[paintpot-the-wild]

People who misgender others on purpose don’t get pizza

[acegender]

[kumagawa]

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

This is why we dont call the cops. Stop asking why.

[xh0nia]

This is why we run from the cops and not to them

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

“You say you hate cops but you would call 911 if you were in danger.”

I think the fuck not.

[wlw]

so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and realized I was really about to tell this 78 year old woman to take a fucking sip, babe

[mindhunters]

signs as iconic films

aries: léon the professional taurus: american beauty gemini: heathers cancer: amélie leo: pulp fiction virgo: the shining libra: the breakfast club scorpio: oldboy (2003) sagittarius: fight club capricorn: the usual suspects aquarius: donnie darko pisces: moonrise kingdom

[yokik]

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko

[ericscissorhands]

“The Kubrick Stare, sometimes referred to as the Kubrick Glare, is a common camera shot of an actor in most of Stanley Kubrick’s films. The Kubrick Glare has been called the “heavy-browed look of insanity”. It symbolizes that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really becoming deranged, and the person they’re looking at is really, really screwed. Other times—usually when combined with a smile—it means they’re feeling really, really clever. Either way, it’s really creepy and ominous.”

[secretastrology-blog]

Why people hate you according to your zodiac sign

Aries: you’re too bossy

Taurus: you think you’re always right

Gemini: you can’t commit to anything

Cancer: you’re too emotional

Leo: you’re full of yourself

Virgo: you critcize others too much

Libra: you’re fake

Scorpio: you can’t open up 

Sagittarius: you can’t take things seriously

Capricorn: you can’t have fun

Aquarius: you think you’re better than others

Pisces: you always play the victim