Bacon and Eggsistentialism

🐼this is my pile of shitposts★F♒30+★mostly runs on a queue🐼

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[kosmogrl]

[catchymemes]

[mallowmaenad]

remember soul calibur? the stage of history. It had everything. Wild historical inaccuracy, white people viewed through the obscured lens of japanese developers who know about them from movies, tie-ins to the Tekken universe, paganism, incestuous undertones, clear inspiration from antisemetic conspiracy theories in the lore, evil as an ontological force, characters struggling with getting corrupted by evil, a single black character, like 2 or 3 different JRPG modes nobody knows about, one of the more robust character creators, a gay italian bdsm sub who speaks in hisses, a serious misunderstanding of how big a zweihander should be, what is likely the last installment in the series retconned everything but the first two games in the series revoking the milf status of their eye candy dominatrix character, implied canonicity to the Sergeant Frog manga, the series had Link, Darth Vader, Spawn, Geralt of Rivia and 2B as playable characters. There was a Best Buy exclusive clown.

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[catchymemes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[miyuliart]

Trying to figure out how to draw armour. These are some of my notes I uploaded on patreon. A lot more to come since I really want to figure this one out.

[loveridden1999]

[teathattast]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[ru-bay-bee]

I love how nearly every tomodachi life post I’ve seen is either

A. Cigarettes to eat

B. Bees to eat

C. The worst character you’ve seen in your life

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.