Beware The Ides Of March

The name is March, adult, do what thou wilt with the pronouns, and the blog is for me :]

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[onemonthintheatlantic]

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

[onemonthintheatlantic]

[catchymemes]

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[cuntylestat]

what is your favorite line from louis and armand's fight

I'M SORRYYYY (big fat grin)

YOU'RE BORING! YOU are SO BORING! colorless! flavorless! dull! dull!

suffocation by the world's softest, beigest pillow

what does it mean tonight? is he gonna lick my boots or chop my hands off?

tt's so hard to be me! it's so hard to kill humans! everyone i know wronged me!

picking LINT off the SOFA????

i'm the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a LITTLE BITCH!

MY BROTHER, HE TOSSED HIMSELF OFF A ROOF! MY SISTER, SHE BURIED ME ALIVE!

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly

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THE NAME! the name, unuttered in our home for 23 years, said over and over again

Remaining time: 14 hours 12 minutes

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[jupiterianvampire]

yeahhh

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[moveslikekeithrichards]

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

[moveslikekeithrichards]

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

[moveslikekeithrichards]

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

[kedreeva]

if no one's said it, it's normal. It's just Tag with flavor. Tag is boring so you gotta add imagination.

Our baby knife as kids was Raptor Tag. Raptors hunt in packs so the person who was "it" had to run around pretending to be a velociraptor and to tag people they had to actually tackle them and "eat" them for 5 full seconds (others could come to the rescue and save them in that time, but risked getting eaten too or instead if the raptor switched targets). Eaten players then became raptors, until the whole pack was teamwork-hunting the last wily or lucky kid. There were no winning survivors- the game was won as a group once everyone was a raptor.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My kindergarten played "wolves" where a pack of 4-12 children, usually all the girls, would try to chase down and "kill" the deer (usually me)

I was bulled extensively in elementary school, but 1. Mostly by my teachers and 2. Not during this, because we ALL had PBS Nature and as Deer, I was allowed to gouge, kick, bite, keep running even after being grabbed, or body-check the larger children into the picnic tables and other architecture.

You know, for realism.

In point of fact, I was usually The Deer because I was the best at evading/ not going down without a fight, whereas most boys would just start crying or tattle, which is no fun at all.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We were incredibly boring. We played "murder ball" which was just Capture the Flag over the whole school grounds (outdoors only) and violence was permitted using the ball.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#We played Leeches (people run past you and you grab their legs and make them fall)#And Roadkill (body-slam your friends to the ground)#The teachers did not like these games

Your school would've loved Get Down, Mr President

[goodluckclove]

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

[zevveli]

I've said it before, I will say it again. Tramp was shown latter in the movie to be a ratter. It is not at all farfetched to think that he might have once hunted a bunch of rats that threatened the restaurant and so the head chef considers him a valuable ex-employee and friend.

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Occtis laments how socially awkward he is, but he's a novice in social awkwardness and missing cues entirely compared to Kattigan, who has never had a social interaction he didn't immediately fumble

[miss-holloways]

in general, but last episode especially, I think, every time yanessa talks to wic, all i can think of is mother gothel from tangled. its like SUCH a balance with the whole "the world is so so scary and would eat you up immediately" and "i love you so much but if you disobey me there will be Consequences"

[navpike]

someone should make a list

[jadeandquartzes]

[id: art of azune nayar, with two text posts overlaid, reading "i will be Fixed if i make enough Lists" and "[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories."]

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Thinking about how Thjazi not breaking the glyph was a snap decision. He didn't plan his own execution in advance as part of a masterstroke play, based on how he was joking with Hal he clearly expected to escape using the glyph. And then he saw that falcon, presumably Mara the Wing. Others have mentioned that he likely chose to die because what he was doing with the blood from the River Gavzidra required someone be in the Tenebral Reaches, and him seeing Mara signaled to him that her passage had been blocked, and he realized he had an express if one way ticket to exactly where his plans needed someone to be. So Thjazi chose to allow his own execution to proceed, and rushed out his last words to Hal in the scant few seconds he had. Circumstances very suddenly required him to willingly sacrifice himself for his cause, and he made that choice very decisively even as he was clearly scared to die. Thjazi was certainly a lot of things, but one of those things was that he was a man who was willing to give up everything if it meant living out his ideals.

[patetemult]

oh to be marisha ray getting the best seat in the house to whatever the fuck these women have going on

happy pride <3

[jadeandquartzes]

[id: a screenshot of the CR table, with ashley saying and miming "I unclick my censer and put my back to thaisha." the next three screenshots show marisha, sitting between ashley and aabria, grinning happily as she looks from side to side.]

[havingapoemwithyou]

Checkout by Caroline Bird

[nebulations]

[ID copied from alt:

I think ‘so, this is death’ and wonder why I can still see through my eyes. An angel approaches with a feedback form asking how I’d rate my life (very good, good, average, bad, very bad) and I intend to tick ‘average’ followed by a rant then I recall your face like a cartoon treasure chest glowing with gold light, tick ‘very good,’ and in the comment box below I write ‘nice job.’ The angel asks if I enjoyed my stay and I say ‘Oh yes, I’d definitely come again’ and he gives me a soft look meaning ‘that won’t be possible but thanks all the same,’ clicks his pen and vanishes. End ID]

[jewishcissiekj]

girl on girl manipulation